My sister: *watching something on her kindle, laughing*

Me: wot u watching?

Sis: I'm not telling you

Me: fine I don't care

*Sister leaves the room because my mum calls her. Leaving her kindle*

Me:*stands up to see what she's watching*

Sis: *comes back* are u trying to see what I'm watching????

Me: no I am OFFENDED that you even would think I would. I am INNOCENT ect ect