Hi I was thinking about this cuz this happens all the time to me.

Me: Alexa turn the light on

Alexa: *doesn't turn light on*

Inside my brain: YOU STUPID MACHINE YOU WILL TURN ON MY FUCKING LIGHT IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT I WILL GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE TO TURN THE FUCKING LIGHT ON OR I WILL RIP YOUR FACE OFF

Me: *grits teeth* Alexa turn the light on

Alexa: ok *turns light on*

Me: oh. Ummm. I'm gonna go.

Something rlly small but I think it's funny 😂