Rules to Hell Ode to Jax

You were the first to post,

And please the contest host...

Much fun you used to have,

Until you met the staff.

The rules were set by Kat.

You fell back round and flat.

You'd like more to be free,

But now you chose to flee.

Oh, Jax why did you leave?

In laws you don't believe.

Just come and do it well,

And send the rules to hell.