Princess does Poop

She's the most beautiful and fine lady
Dresses in silk and chiffon, never droop
Driving her Mercedes so fancy
You'll never see her in a coupe.

She's a daughter of some rich man
With a maid named Guadeloupe
Eats fresh breakfast in the morning
But she'll never step in a coop.

She likes those expensive restaurants
And asks for a lobster soup.
Getting ready for paparazzi
Cuz she's always in the scoop.

Most desired little princess
Selects his man with a loupe
Watch her shopping in the mall
With her friends, the finest group.

Only lives for shoes and parties
She will never bend or stoop
But when that one sounds its glory
Even princess needs to poop.