Band Teacher: Okay we're learning a new song today! Have Birdy play anything but cymbals.

Me: :holding cymbals: frick

Band Buddy: How about you try snare for this?

Me: Ehhhhhh sure. 

(can't play snare to save life)

Band Buddy: :tries for 5 minutes to teach me song:

Me: :still has no idea what I'm doing:

Me: :looks Band Buddy in eyes: Well I guess you could say

that snare drum isn't my

forte

Band Buddy: :leaves room as I collapse on the floor laughing:

I'm a horrible person XD