So as some of you may or may not know, I have a little sister (she's eight years old).

So we were eating dinner and a conversation between me and her went like this.

TV: :makes broadcast about eagles:

Sis: Birdy? Do eagles eat pandas?

(Just saying, pandas are her favorite animal.)

Me: No! Eagles mostly eat fish.

Sis: Then why are the pandas dying?

(In case you didn't know, pandas are endangered.)

Me: Well, people cut down the bamboo, and pandas eat bamboo.

:cue evil-sounding horror music here:

Sis: :evil glare into thin air: I WILL STOP THOSE PEOPLE.

Me: 0_0

Sis: :stays like this for like ten seconds:

:end music:
:smiles childishly:

Sis: Alrighty then! :continues eating:

Me: 0_0

Me: Mom, I think my sister is turning evil...