Me: :is at a one act competition, waiting for awards to start:

Group of host school actors: Alright! While we wait for results, we're gonna do some improv games.

Asian Kid I'll call Yoshi (cuz that's his nickname): :raises hand to volunteer:

Host School Actors: :picks Yoshi and a dude from another school:

Yoshi and Dude have to act like an ex-girlfriend and boyfriend.

Yoshi: :acts super feminine: I have this new boyfriend. His name is Phil.

Dude: You said you were gonna love me forever!

Yoshi: I left you a while and I'm dating Phil now because... I'm just gonna say it... He is Trump supporter!

Entire Room: :LOSES IT:

I love one act