Little Bro: BUT I DON'T WANNA TO CHORES!!

Mom: Sweetie, you have to work.

Little Bro: But why??

Me: *looks up from book and says nonchalantly* Because if you never work you will fail school, therefore never get a job, causing you to live on the streets, eventually dying from malnourishment.

Mom: *looks at me with horrified face*

Me: *shrugs* Its true. *goes back to reading book*

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Yeah....

Sometimes I can be REALLY blunt.

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What a great start to a randomness book!