Sis: Sooo...what's today?

Stepmom: Tomorrow's Tuesday. You have to go to school.

Lil Bro: WHAT?!

Stepmom: Yeah.

Lil bro: But, but...no!

Stepmom: *laughs* Yeah! Look, you can tell what day it is by the way the sun sets on the horizon!

Lil bro: No! You're lying!

Stepmom: Oh really? Have you thrown dirt and ash on the road to see what day it is already?

Lil bro: But Clash Royal says it's Supreme Sunday!

Stepmom: The Internet lies, kid.

Me: *smirks* The calendar say it's  Sunday.

Stepmom: THE INTERNET LIES!!!