And now, quotes from Erin Hunter's Jayfeather:

"You're fine when I say you are!"

"Stupid furball!"

"Great, let's lump all the useless cats together and hope a tree falls on them."

(Firestar asks what mallow
Looks like)
"I don't know, I've never seen any."

"I'm here to heal you. If you want sympathy go to the nursery."

"What's wrong? Scared I'll give you some medicine?"

"Yeah. I know. He's a mouse-brain. Can you get to the point?"

"When Mousefur sounds nice and sweet, I'll really start worrying!"

"It's my stick. If you don't bring it back in one piece, I'll... I'll..."

"Yeah, and claws are sharp. Anything else obvious you want to point out?"

"What are you gonna do? Walk up to a fox and say 'Can you please make some dirt for me?' No, I don't think so."

"Great! One medicine cat who can't see, and another who can't walk. ThunderClan would be invincible!"

This has been, quotes from Jayfeather.

((I feel like a TV broadcaster....))