Things My Friends Have Said

33. Sometimes your logic sounds like spastic chickens
34. You know you're lesbian if when a guy kisses you you start crying
35. Ever feel like you should really shut up, but you just don't have it in your heart to?
36. I think I'm funnier than I probably am
37. Let me get this straight. You're going to get a job as a waitress just so you can Russian Guy and force me to marry him?
38. You know, it really shouldn't have to be a rule here do not talk about cannibalism at the dinner table.
39. I'm orbiting you cause you're a star
40. You know, I got a surprisingly high score on the I Q test considering that I ended up drinking a glass of milk during it like I was a cat.
41. There are people out there that think they're going to be the ones to discuss over the cure for cancer. I'm going to be the one who's actually going to do it.
42. You are the only person I've ever met who  can manage to be passionately indifferent about something.
43. Why won't the polynomial stop doing the cancan?
44. Can I please be Canadian?
45. I ship them too much. Our cats are definitely gay
46. Do I want to know why you're gyrating?
47. I've been married like 50 times in my dreams, but never willingly. And always Russian guys!

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