1: the ice damn It

Her: so there is a little ice left I'll get half the bag and you can have the other half

Me: k *goes back to drawing*

Her: *gets her half of the bag and ears that ice*

Me: *sees this while I draw and is okay with it*

*the next day*

Her: *gets the rest of the ice* there isnt any more left now

Me: hold on wtf that was my ice

Her: no! I didn't have my ice yet! But you can't have any because there isnt any left! *proceeds to eat it in front of me*

Me: .........I hate you so much