(I felt like these were funny and Fitting so e-)

Optimus: Megatron!? What was all that!?!

Megatron: I'm not sure what your referring too-

Optimus: YOU SUNK A WHOLE CREWS SHIP *points behind them*

Megatron: are you sure that was me- I think I would remember something like that- :>

Optimus: MEGATRON I WATCHED YOU SHOOT A HARPOON AT THE CAPTAIN'S FACE

Megatron: that sounds dangerous-

Optimus: and you were headbutting Sparklings off the ship q_q

Megatron: that uh- That must have been horrifying to watch-

Megatron: I'm on Six beta blockers...and a large iced coffe....I have no idea what I'm here for-

Megatron: *slumped on the couch*

Soundwave: *Opens the door*

Megatron: Soundwave! :0

Soundwave: how ya doing Sir? :)

Megatron: I'm drunk :3

Knockout: Your drunk!?! I thought you were on beta blockers- you...you were driving...the ship-

Megatron: no I'm drunk :/

Megatron: the mails here-

Starscream: I'll get it...

Megatron: *casually waits for 10 minutes before sighing* I'll get it >:/