So we were trying to leave for the store-

And I'm sitting on mh bed already ready, waiting for my mom and my sister entered the room and hid in the window curtains. Then she peeked out and said "What If I become an assassin when I'm older?"

That of course scared me slightly knowing what would follow this conversation-

Right after I said "please dont-" she started singing a little song she made up-

Here are the lyrics

I'll kill your wife~ I'll go slit! Slit! And end her life~ I'll say..goodbye!! As I make you watch your friends die~ =)

After I've killed everyone you love~

I'll come end your life as quick as a dove~

After that she got her purse and a half of the fan (a steel 5 feet tall fan that comes apart in two pieces)

And then started beating me with the purse, (which for some reason hurt a lot more then I thought it would qwq)

And said I had to count to 1,002 before she would stop hitting me with it-

Then my brother came in and stole my phone and recorded this whole thing happening-