Dr.Finklesteins mom: Nap time!

FinkleStein: I'm not going to sleep what if your trying to brainwash me!?!?! F that poop I'm different!

His mom: I already and always knew that

Lock: Ah! The floor is lava! *sees the lava lamp* Lava monster! *kicks the lamp* High ya!

His mom: Damnit Lock you broke the lamp

(I know that Lock shock and barrel are already kids but my headcanon is that they are like 11,10 and 12 so this is them if they were 5?)

Barrels mom: Stop Jumping on the couch before you break something or you!!

Barrel: Never!!!

Barrels mom: Barrel stop!

Barrel: okay

His mom: *leaves the room*

Barrel: Not- *keeps jumping*

O.Bs mom: Come on we're going out of town!

O.B: No! I want to stay in my,my,my room! I dont like new places!

O.B mom: *drags him out the door* let's go see new places!

O.B (oogie boogie): Ew! Change! Bleh-

Mayor: I wanna play sports! Wait never mind..wait yes I do! Nah that's boring.. I feel like there is two people inside of me!

His mom: that's why it takes you so fucking long to make a decision.

O.B mom: What's wrong?

OB: nothing...

O.B Mom: Sometime you need to open up!

O.B: ah hell naw when I'm older I'll never open up! 

Teacher: okay! Show and tell time!

Jack skellington: Okay I'm going first!

Teacher: No jack! I'm the teacher!

Jack skellington: Your mad cause you cant hold a job? Anyway-

Sally mom: Go outside!

Sally: Mom did you know that one out of three kids every day get kidnapped!!?!? And are never seen again!?!?

Her mom: *snatches her book* that's it! No more Reading for you!

Sally: Aw...but its interesting..