Chapter 1:

Me: *still mostly normal*

Chapter 2:

Mom: what color do you want this to be? Purple right?

Me: you mean aubergine

Mom: what-?

Chapter 3:

Sister: *playing in her room*

Me: *enters her room* Why hello there...old sport!

Sis: brother/sibling/sister what the heck-

Chapter 4:

Me: *pauses working on it*

My brother: *looks at me* *says something random*

Me: Gosh darn it to heck!

Writing this book is affecting me-

But that's normal right-?