Auden: hey author when are you writing about me- you hardly write about me- and people are asking to see me-

Me: 1: ....STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL ITS EXPENSIVE

2: I legit wrote about you in chapter 67 and 68 (I think)

Auden: yes but you owe your readers a oneshot about me you have had people requesting to see me- you owe them and me-

Me: crapsticks fine -^-

Auden: I'll have announcer help me fix the fourth wall

Me: YOU BROUGHT HIM TOO!?!?

*beep*

Noo noo: I love you :3

Miles: awww I love me too

Also miles: .... wait-

*BeEp*

Anne: oh dead time!

Dead time: yes?

Anne: what are you going to do with that stick?

Dead time: there's a lot of things you can do with a stick.

Also dead time: *proceeds to beat the shit out her with the stick*

*BEEP*

LOTH noo noo: *sees anne* AHHHHHH GHOST

LOTH Miles: *also sees anne* AAAAAAAA

Noo noo: *picks up Miles bridal style and runs away*

Both of them: *screams in gay while running away from anne*

*beep u3u*

Molten gold: I STILL CANT CRACK THE CODE!

Pudding: ya his accent is hypnotic but his shoes are point toed-

Everyone: huh

Also everyone there: gay or European? So many shades of greeeey

Female xeno: but if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on Saturday~

Everyone: GAY OR EUROPEAN!?!? Gay or European!?! Gay or euro-

Me: wait a minute. Give me a chance to crack this guy I have an idea I'd like to try.

Pudding: the floor is yours

Me: so lullaby this alleged affair with ms.xeno has been going on for?

Lullaby: 2 years

Me: and your first name again is?

Lullaby: lullaby-

Me: and your boyfriends name is?

Lullaby: hypnotic

Everyone: *dramatic gasp*

Lullaby: I- I sorry- I misunderstand- I thought you said best friend- hypnotic is my...best friend..

???: *kicks down the door*

Hypnotic: YOU BASTARD! YOU LYING BASTARD!

Everyone: 0o0

Hypnotic: that's it! I no cover for you no more! Peoples! I have big announcement!

*drumroll*

Hypnotic: THIS MAN IS GAY AND EUROPEAN! And neither is displaced-

Also hypnotic: *goes to lullaby and sits on his lap* you got to stop being such a complete closet case! No it's me! *points to himself* not her he's seeing
*points at pudding*

Still hypnotic: no matter what he say! I swear he never ever ever swang the other way! YOU ARE SO GAY YOU BIG PARFAIT! YOU FLAMING WAD BAG-

Lullaby: I'm straight!

Hypnotic: you were not yesterday~

Hypnotic: so if I may, I'm proud to say, HE'S GAAAAAAAY!

*beeeeeep*

Me: *is peaceful*

My brain: the hell you doing-

Me: relaxing?

My brain: hell no- that's illegal get to writing right now-

Me: q_q

*beep*

NAJ miles: *sitting on the couch talking with noo noo and walten* I have to go real quick *leaves the room*

Naj walten: you break his heart? *glares at noo noo* i cut your dick off-

Miles: I'm back!

Noo noo: *panicked gay scream*

*beep*

Swirl (waltinky child): and then mommy kissed daddy and then a stork flew down and dropped a diamond and the the diamond turned into a baby! :3

Icicle: my parents had a baby too..

Swirl: then they must have had a stork too!

Mary(niles child): they had sex.

*bEeP*

Dead time: *holding a phone on selfie mode in the kitchen*  CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES!

Noo noo: THIS IS MY CHOCLATE BAAAAAAAR *throws chocolate at dead time who bursts out laughing*

*beep*

Me being a nightkill shipper: insy weensy spider came out the water spout..

Muffet: *is the spider and looks at me*

Me and every nightkill shipper: *drops giant shoe on her*

The author of that one feeling: ladies and gentlemen we got her

Cristali: HAHHAAH I'll keep doxxing minors and being a gross pedo!

The cops: *arrest him after while*

Everyone: *CELEBRATES*

*someone kicks down the door to the party room*

Nora the wolf: I'm sorry but I heard my husband/waifu got arrested and so I came to take his place and even be worse then him

Nawnii: *slowly pulls out her phone* *makes ranting video to spread awareness about nora*

The cops: *arrested nora*

Everyone: *celebrates again*

Someone: *kicks door down again*

Crystal the wolf: my parents are both in jail but they made me while they were there and I just wanted to let you guys know that in 20x worse then my parents and I'm pedo too because my parents were both pedos and I am one of the worst!

Everyone: GOD DAMNIT-

*later*

Everyone: WHOO HOO HE'S GONE OFF THE INTERNET!

*door is broken*

*5 more white wolves with colored hair enter*

Them: WE ARE ALL PEDOS AND WE ARE CRISTALI AND NORA CHILDREN!

Crystal: also hey I'm back bitches with a new account!

Everyone: Ah fuck I cant believe you done this-