Walten: So where's your boyfriend??

W.H.E.H.L/GST AU Walten: my what?

Walten: your boyfriend?

GST walten: I'm not gay???

Walten: you sure? Not gay for any purple infected tubby?

GST walten: ooooohhh

Walten: Sooo?

GST walten: you mean my wife!

Walten: your- your what-

GST walten: yeah my wife! *points at GST Tinky*

Walten: but that's a girl- wait....What's her name?

GST walten: Tina?? Why?

Walten: your wife is my genderbent Boyfriend-

GST walten: ....w h a

GST walten: oh no!!! I hope a super strong, Could crush me easily or break my neck like a twig Woman doesn't Follow My trail of custards!!

GST Tinky/Tina: ......give me my custard back mf-

Shadow: *sees ruby kill someone and be very brutal abt it*

Also shadow: Hand in marriage. NOW

Laa laa: *talking about How Shadow gives her nightmares and mentally tortures her all the time and Hurts her at other times physically*

Nightfire: On god....please shut the fuck up.....please

Laa laa: *tells The same things to ruby*

Ruby: ......

Laa laa: so you agree with me that he's bad?

Ruby: No but you did Just make me fall in love with this man even harder then I already was..and trust me...that's an accomplishment considering I'm a yandere who was already love sick

Laa laa: *tells Cosmo the same things*

Cosmo: ...? Ik?? I watch him do it?? Cause he's training me rn on how to torture you and your family if you have kids- D u h