"I really enjoy being a woman. Except for one week of the month. Also, I'd like to see a man push a 6 to 10 pound  football out of their stomach."

My mom said that.

I just felt you few people who give a crap should know.

Also, I have weird nerd programming.

Whenever I hear Hedwig's theme, I feel the urge to run and find it's source.

Help me.