Pet peeves:

Sniffing. HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL IS IT REALLY, TRUTHFULLY THAT HARD TO BLOW YOUR DAM NOSE. okay, sniffing if you're crying is acceptable. Sniffing when you have a runny nose and there are no tissues is slightly less tolerable. BUT SNIFFING WHEN TISSUES ARE EASILY IN REACH AND YOU KNOW IT AND YOU AREN'T NECESSARILY DOING ANYTHING THAT WOULD BE COMPROMISED BY TWO SECONDS USED TO BLOW YOUR NOSE IS JUST RUDE.

Sneezing without covering. THIS IS THE FIRST RULE OF ETIQUETTE YOU LEARN EVER. WHY IS IT HARD TO REMEMBER.

Boys who say "periods aren't that bad. Getting kicked in the nuts is worse" and when you say they don't get an opinion because they aren't a girl, they respond with "well you aren't a boy so why do you get one?" And why did you get kicked in the nuts? You hit on someone else's girl. Easily avoidable. PERIODS AREN'T SO ACTUALLY, YEAH I DO GET AN OPINION AND YOU DON'T.

The recurring volcano on my face. I've popped you, squeezed you, washed you, sprayed acid on you, SO GO AWAY.

Sleep. Why. Just why.

The fact that my friend has only watched the Percy Jackson movies, and not read the books. Looking at you HahaFangirl101 . We're still friends though, right? Even after I said that?

The Percy Jackson movies in general. If it was a Percy Jackson inspired series with different names, then yeah I'd watch it and possibly enjoy it. Tyson is adorable though.

Cloudy days with no rain.

The sneeze where I punched someone in the face accidentally.

CaT sNeeZeS. Guys, I don't need your germs or another reason to love you.

Reynico as anything but a BrOTP. NICO IS GAY AS A RAINBOW WAFFLE FRISBEE, KAY.

People who hate on others because they're different. YOU KNOW WHAT MAN WE ALL BLEED RED BLOOD AND IT TASTES THE SAME SO CAN YOU NOT

My sleeping schedule. Currently up at 1:12 AM typing this.

This emoji:
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WHAT IS THAT EVEN FOR yes I know it's a pig nose

Hufflepuff and Slytherin hate. HUFFLEPUFFS AREN'T INHERENTLY DRUGGIES.
SLYTHERINS AREN'T INHERENTLY EVIL.
What if I told you Griffindors were all dumb? What if I told you Ravenclaws were all stuck up? (The only reason I'm saying this is because there's a much more noticeable amount of Slytherin and Hufflepuff hate as far as I am aware. Let me know if I'm wrong, I often am)

That it? I think that's it. I am going to bed.