Because he can be. Gods! XD <3 Canada is my baby. But he is Prussia's Birdie. *FANGIRL SQUEALLLLLL*

For people who can't read it (looking at you Sas.):

Why is Canada so|
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Why is Canada so great?
Why is Canada so cold?
Why is Canada so boring?
Why is Canada so expensive?
Why is Canada so big?
Why is Canada so nice?
Why is Canada so lame?
Why is Canada so liberal?
Why is Canada so multicultural?
Why is Canada so gay?
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(In big writing) WHY IS CANADA SO GAY?

(In the corner) Cos I love the Penis.