death of a bastard (parody of the death of a bachelor)

Do I look lonely?
"I need a woman"
I see the shadows on my face
"It's just eye liner"
People have told me I don't look the same
"I lost a 500 pounds"
I'm playing with dildos with the best of the best
Cut my heart out my chest so that you can see it, too
I'm walking the long road, watching the sky fall
"IT'S THE END OF THE WOLRD!"
The lace in your dress tingles my dick, how do I live?

The death of a bastard
Oi oi oi
Letting the my pee fall
The death of a bastard
Oi oi oi
Seems so fitting for
Happily never after oiiii
How could I ask for more?
A lifetime of laughter
At the expense of the death of a bastard

I'm cutting your head off
Feels like my heart is going to burst
" I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!"
Alone at a table for two and I just wanna be served
"GIVE ME MY FOOD!"
And when you think of me am I the best you've ever had?
"Probably not"
Share one more drink with me, smile even though you're sad
"yea slave"
I'm walking the long road, watching the sky fall
"WHY WORLD?!"
The lace in your dress tingles my dick, now I an erection

The death of a bastard
Oi oi oi
Letting my blood fall
The death of a bastard
Oi oi oi
Seems so fitting for
Happily never after oiiiii
How could I ask for more?
A lifetime of laughter
At the expense of the death of a bastard

I will film me singing this.

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