Yes I did make that.

Jason read the note with shaking hands realizing Brick truly loved him as he loved it or her or him or- Jason didn't really know. He settled on her. He didn't want to be gay, and 'it' sounded offensive to the love of his life. 

Without thinking of how a brick got words on paper, Jason put on his nicest suit, straitened his tie and walked outside.

"Hey Jason!" Piper said, approaching him. "Going somewhere?" Jason shook his head frantically. Piper raised her eyebrows. Jason spun a quick lie. "I was going to go ask you out." he mumbled.

"Oh!" said Piper. "Then let's go!"

Jason smiled. He had a plan. "Let's go to the lake. The far end." Piper nodded and kissed him.

"Let's go Superman." She said. She held his hand and they walked to the far end of the lake. Jason saw Brick wearing a dress on a picnic blanket. Jason got starry eyed looking at her. "Hey Piper?" he asked.

"Huh?"

"I think I left something for you in Cabin 1." he said, trying to get her away from Brick.

"What does it look like?" Piper asked, accidentally lacing her words with charmspeak.

"It's a fancy card with lightning and bricks on it." He answered honestly. Piper punched him and ran off.

Jason ran to the blanket sat next to Brick and kissed her. "Of course I'll be your boyfriend."

"hey- AHAHAHA - superman -AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Piper was back, holding the note from Brick. "You're cheating on me with a brick?"

Jason looked up from his romantic kiss with an inanimate object. "You're not mad?" he asked.

"Of course I'm mad!" Piper said and then burst into more laughter. 

"Hello my peeps!" Leo said, striding up to them. "I heard Beauty Queen laughing. Wazzup?"

"He's -AHAHAHAHAHA- in love- AHAHAHAH - with a brick!" She collapsed on the ground with a fit of uncontrollable giggles.

Leo rubbed his hands together like a maniac. "It worked!" he cried triumphantly. "HEY APHROLADY! OUR MASTER PLAN WORKED!"

A flurry of doves descended from the sky to reveal Aphrodite wearing a purple dress and golden sandals.

She looked at Leo. "Our plan worked. And Jason dear, I thought you'd like to know that I have made you fall in love with the brick. If you wish to marry it, feel free. Also, Leo wrote the note, not the brick." And the she disappear with a flash.

"IT'S A SHE!" Jason yelled.

Piper looked at the sky. "Nothing to say to your daughter?" she asked impatiently.

Aphrodite flashed back huffily. "You can have a successful love life. There." and then disapeared with a flash.

*this one month time skip is in memory of Bianca Di Angelo*

Jason was facing a difficult problem.

One of the hardest things he'd ever decide.

"Hey man?" He asked Leo. "Should I get the ring with the bricks on it, or the one with the othe bricks?"

Leo shook his head. "I can't believe you're marring a brick." 

"Hey!" Jason cried. "I thought you'd support me."

"I do, but a brick?"

Jason nodded. "You're talking about the finest brick in the world."

"Yeah, ummmm... I have gardening with.... ummm.... Nico! The expert gardener. In ummm.... two minutes!" Leo improvized.

Jason sighed. Nobody understood the close relationship with the brick like brick. He couldn't wait for the marrige.

"Thank you." He said to the jeweler, who had just handed him the ring he had just bought.

*this two week time skip is in memory of Ethan Nukamara*

"I now pronounce you Man and Brick!" Hera cried, and Jason kissed Brick. He loved Brick.

Hera stalked back to Olympus saying, "I'm leaving before this gets any weirder!"

Aphrodite approached in the line of laughing well-wishers. She waved her hand and Jason suddenly felt his feelings for brick vanish.

"I JUST MARRIED A BRICK?" Jason yelled, frantically rubbing his lips."I"M SIRIUS! I MARRIED IT AND YOU LET ME GET AWAY WITH IT?!"

"It's a she." Piper said.