Anyone else think that Eliza, Angelica, AND PEGGY could be Silena, Hazel, and Piper in a time machine? Like Eliza's all sweet and kind and this song shows her Aphrodite side and Piper is so the type that would scream AND PIPER!!

Leo:
How does the bastard, orphan, son of a whore
Go on and on
Grow into more of a phenomenon?
Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother
Be seated at the right hand of the father
The gods hires Percy write on sight
But Percy still wants to fight, never write
Now Percy's skill with a quill is deniable
But what do we have in common?
We're reliable with the

Percy, Jason, Connor and Leo
LADIES!

Leo:
There are so many to flirt with!

Da boys:
LADIES!!

Leo:
Looks! Personality and power

Da Boys:
LADIES!!

Leo:
Well they delighted and distracted him
Amphitrite named her feral puffer fish after him!

Percy
That's true!

Campers:
1780

Leo
A winter's ball
And the Riordan-Made Sisters are the envy of all
Yo, if you can marry a sister, you're rich, son

Percy:
I swear, Leo if you flirt with Annabeth-

Jason:
Wrong line Percy!

Percy: 
Sorry!

Leo, Jason, Percy and Travis:
Hey hey hey hey

Annabeth:
Oh, I do I do I do I
Dooo! Hey!
Oh, I do I do I do I
Dooo! Boy you got me

Aphrodite Girls:
Helpless!

Annabeth:
Look into your eyes, and the sea's the limit
I'm helpless!
Down for the count, and I'm somehow drownin' in 'em

Annabeth:
I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight
We were at a revel with some rebels on a hot night
Laughin' at Rachel as she's 'dazzling' the room
Then you walked in and my heart went "Boom!"
Tryin' to catch your eye from the side of the fire
Everybody's dancing and the band's top volume

Castor and Pollux:
Grind to the rhythm as we grill burgers

Annabeth:
Grab Rachel and whisper, "Yo, this one's mine, back off mortal.
Rachel made her way across the room to you
And I got nervous, thinking, "What's she gonna do?"
She grabs you by the arm, I'm thinkin "I'm through"
Then you look back at me, and suddenly I'm...

Helpless!
Oh, look at those eyes
Look into your eyes, and the sea's the limit
Oh! Yeah, I'm helpless, I know
Down for the count and I'm somehow drownin' in 'em
I'm helpless!
I'm so not into you, I am so not into you
Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit
I'm helpless!
I know I'm down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em

Percy:
Where are you taking me?

Rachel:
The blondie that hates me

Percy:
Then by all means, let's move faster

Annabeth:
Annabeth Chase, daughter of Athena

Percy:
Athena?

Rachel:
My mortal enemy.

Annabeth:
Thank you for all your sassiness.

Percy:
If it takes sassing while fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it

Rachel:
I'll leave you to it, and Annabeth, back off!

Annabeth:
One week later
I'm IMing you nightly
Now my life gets better, every IM that you send me
Laughin' at my Rachel, 'cause she wants to form a harem

Rachel:
I'm just sayin', if you really hate me, you would share him

Annabeth:
Ha!
Two weeks later in the living room stressing
My mother's stone-faced while you're asking for his blessing
I'm dying inside, as you eat blue cookies
And I'm trying not to cry 'cause there's nothing that your mind can do

My mother makes his way across the room to you
I panic for a second, thinking, "We're through."
But then she shakes your hand and says, "Be smart."
And you turn back to me smiling, and I'm...

Helpless!
Look into your eyes, and the sea's the limit
I'm helpless
Down for the count and I'm somehow drownin' in 'em I'm helpless!
Yes Rachel, that boy is mine
Look into your eyes, and the sea's the limit
I'm helpless
Helpless!
Down for the count and I'm somehow drownin' in 'em

Percy:
Annabeth, I don't have a dollar to my name
An acre of land, a troop to command, a dollop of fame
All I have's my honor, a tolerance for pain
A troop to command and my top-notch sass
Insane, your family brings out a different side of me

Calypso confides in me, Rachel tried to take a bite of me
No stress, my love for you is never in doubt
We'll get a little place in New Rome and we'll figure it out
I've been living without a dad since I was a child
My father left, I grew up buckwild
But I'll never forget my father's face, that was real
And long as I'm alive, Annabeth, swear to the gods
You'll never feel so...

Percy and Annabeth
Helpless! I do I do I do I do! Annabeth...
Helpless! I do I do I do I do! I've never felt so
Helpless! Hey, yeah, yeah!
Down for the count and I'm somehow drownin' in 'em
Down for the count and I'm
My life is gon' be fine 'cause Annabeth's in it Helpless!
I look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit
Helpless!
I'm helpless!
Down for the count and I'm somehow drownin' in 'em

Grover:
*plays annoying Hillary Duff on reed pipes*

Campers:
In New Rome you can be a new man
In New Rome you can be a new man
In New Rome you can be a new man

Annabeth:
Helpless