Read the title. It's common knowlage. ANYWAYS! I hope you know the campfire song, because I stuck it through translate and horrible things happen, such as Luke calls Hermes Daddy and pencils sing.

If you don't know it:

[LUKE](Spoken)Come on, grab some ambrosia, and let the nectar flow[PERCY](Spoken)Why is everyone scraping part of their plate into the fire? Is the food here really that bad?[LUKE](Spoken)Offering to the gods. It's not enough that they're omnipotent and all-powerful, they need to feel appreciated.To the godsTo the gods![LUKE]Oh, things couldn't be worseWhen your parents run the universe[ALL]Oh, things couldn't be worseWhen your folks run the universe[LUKE]My dad is HermesHe messengers thingsYou'll know his sign by his shoes with those wingsI'd wait by the phone, but the phone never ringsOh noADVERTISING[ENSEMBLE makes noises of agreement]When your dad's a god, life can be toughI met the guy once, and once was enough(Spoken)Annabeth?[ANNABETH]My mom's AthenaShe's smart and she's wiseShe's sworn off gluten and she's sworn off guysBut if she came to camp, it'd be a surpriseOh no[LUKE AND KATIE: Oh no]Oh, and my stepmom, she hates me, and my dad works all daySo I left Virginia and I ran away[PERCY](Spoken)Wait, is that true?[LUKE](Spoken)Everybody![ALL]Oh, things couldn't be worseWhen your parents run the universeOh, things couldn't be worseWhen your folks run the universe[LUKE]Alright, who's next?[KATIE](Spoken)Oh! Okay, let me see...(Sung)My mom's DemeterGoddess of grainShe gets excited when it starts to rainBut planting and planting and planting's a painOh no[ENSEMBLE: Oh no](Spoken)Right?(Sung)For their sixteenth birthday, my friends got a carI got a fern in some dumb mason jar[GROVER](Spoken)Ooh, ooh! My turn!(Sung)I'm a child of PanGod of the wildFor those who love nature, they're often beguiledHe's not really my dad, but I'm sort of his child...Oh no...[ENSEMBLE: Oh no]He went for a hike to explore new frontiersAnd no one has seen him for thousands of years[ALL]Oh, things couldn't be worseWhen your parents run the universeOh, things couldn't be worseWhen your folks run the universe[PERCY](Spoken)Chiron! Who's your dad?[CHIRON](Spoken)Oh, well(Sung)My father is KronosRemember my lectureHe ate his children[LUKE](Spoken)Chiron wins[ENSEMBLE makes noises of agreement]How about you Silena?[SILENA]The goddess of loveMy mom's AphroditeShe tries to be cool but mainly she's flightyI'll bring home a boy, and she's there in her nightie[ENSEMBLE: Oh no!](Spoken)It's so embarrassing, guys!(Sung)I tried to seek help from even the fatesCause she steals my mascara and all of my dates[LUKE](Spoken)Alright Percy, it's your turn[PERCY](Spoken)If I tried to sing, it'll probably cause an avalanche[LUKE](Spoken)Oh, we're all friends here. Come on, give it a shot[PERCY]My mom was named SallyShe loved scary moviesAnd food that was blueAnd-[KATIE](Spoken)He's doing it wrong[SILENA](Spoken)Yeah, who's your godly parent?[PERCY](Spoken)Oh... I don't know[LUKE](Spoken)It's alright A lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent. Just give it a try[PERCY]So my dad is some godThat's great I guess...Did he not want me? Or not want the stress?Too bad he's the worst, and my life is a messOh no[ENSEMBLE cheers]I hope he shows even a traceCause I got some choice words to throw in his face![ALL]Oh, things couldn't be worseWhen your parents run the universeOh, things couldn't be worse[LUKE]But I don't care where our parents may beAs long as you are here with me[ALL]We don't care where our parents may beAs long as you are here with meAs long as you are here with me!

[Luke]

(Speaker)

Come, make an Ambrosia and let the honey flow

[Pencils]

(Speaker)

Why does everyone set a part of their plate on fire? Is the food here really bad?

[Luke]

(Speaker)

Give up the gods. It is not enough that they are omnipotent and powerful, they should be praised.

To the gods!

[Set]

(Speaker)

To the gods!

[Luke]

Oh, things are not getting any worse

If your parents ruled the universe

[ALL]

Oh, things are not getting any worse

When your people rule the universe

[Luke]

Daddy Hermes

He sends goods

You know how he signs next to shoes with those wings

I'm waiting for the phone, but the phone never rings

Oops

[Make sounds in the collective agreement]

When your father is God, life becomes difficult

I met the boy once, once was enough

(Speaker)

Anabet?

[Anabet]

Athens of my mother

She is intelligent and smart

She gave up gluten to the boys

When he comes to camp, it will come as a surprise.

Oops

[Luke and Kathy: Oh, no]

Oh, and my stepmother, she hates me, and my dad works all day

With that, I left Virginia and fled

[Pencils]

(Speaker)

Wait, is that true?

[Luke]

(Speaker)

Everything!

[ALL]

Oh, things are not getting any worse

If your parents ruled the universe

Oh, things are not getting any worse

When your people rule the universe

[Luke]

Okay, who then?

[KATI]

(Speaker)

Oops! Okay, let me see ...

(Sung)

Demeter of my mother

The goddess of grain

She is excited when it starts to rain

But planting and planting and planting is a pain

Oops

[Attachment: Oh No]

(Speaker)

No

(Sung)

For her sixteenth birthday, my friends bought a car.

I have the remote in the stupid Asonidar jar

[Grover]

(Speaker)

Oops! My time!

(Sung)

I'm the son of bread

God of nature

For those who love nature, they are often fascinated

He's not really my father, but I'm kind of his son ...

Oops ...

[Attachment: Oh No]

He went on a picnic to discover new frontiers.

And no one has seen it for thousands of years

[ALL]

Oh, things are not getting any worse

If your parents ruled the universe

Oh, things are not getting any worse

When your people rule the universe

[Pencils]

(Speaker)

Chiron! Who is your father?

[Hiron]

(Speaker)

Oops! Is good

(Sung)

Dad's Crown

Remember my lecture

Eat his children

[Luke]

(Speaker)

Chiron won

[Make sounds in the collective agreement]

And you Silena?

[Strong]

Goddess of beauty

Aphrodite of my mother

She tries to stay cool, but mostly useless

I bring a boy home and she's in her nightgown

[Appendix: Oh, no!]

(Speaker)

This is so embarrassing, boys!

(Sung)

I also tried to ask for help from destinations

Because she stole my mascara and all my appointments

[Luke]

(Speaker)

Okay Percy, it's your turn

[Pencils]

(Speaker)

If I tried to sing, I would probably cause a snowstorm

[Luke]

(Speaker)

Oh, we're all friends here. Let's try

[Pencils]

My mother's name is Sally

He likes horror movies

A blue food

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[KATI]

(Speaker)

That's wrong

[Strong]

(Speaker)

Yes, who is your divine father?

[Pencils]

(Speaker)

Oh I do not know

[Luke]

(Speaker)

This is OK. Most mestizos never know their righteous parents. Give it a try

[Pencils]

So the Father is God

Well, I recorded that ...

Does he not like me? Or do you just not like the pressure?

Pity and my life was confusing

Oops

[Legal Luef]

I hope it also shows a clue

Because I have a few words to throw in his face!

[ALL]

Oh, things are not getting any worse

If your parents ruled the universe

Oh, things are not getting any worse

[Luke]

But I do not care where our parents are

As long as you're here with me

[ALL]

We do not care where our parents are

As long as you're here with me

As long as you are with me!