1. Percy almost killed Rachel when he met her.

2. Sally actually killed.

3. Demigod sunscreen goes up to SPF 100,000.

4. Annabeth used to fight monsters with a hammer.

5. Percy was kissed by three different girls in one week

6. Percy skateboards.

7. Annabeth stalked Percy in SoM.

8. We have three groups of man-hating girls.

9. The Lost Hero is a 557 page book that takes place over the course of three days.

10. Gabe was forced to give up free appliances to everyone in LA.

11. There was a pink poodle named Gladiola. It was a boy.

12. Annabeth gave Percy doritos for breakfast once, saying she had cooked.

13. Luke wears loafers.

14. Crusty sells waterbeds that stretch people to death.

15. Percy cleaned a stable full of poop with dirt.

16. Percy also lit a fire at the bottom of the Mississippi River.

17. Annabeth has a teddy bear.

18. Annabeth had a Labrador when she was little.

19. Percy, Bianca, Thalia, Grover, and Zoe killed a lion with ice cream.

20. Gabe Ugliano has the same initials as Grover Underwood.

21. The Stolls wanted to raid a candy store in the middle of the war.

22. Mr. D plays Pac-Man.

23. Without Will, Annabeth would be dead and Perachel would be cannon. Take a moment to appreciate that.

24. Annabeth has seen a centaur in a prom dress.

25. Percy and Annabeth bonded in a truck with an albino lion, sick zebra, and a crazed gazelle, while sitting on sacks of radishes and eating oreos.