[I was given permission to make this 🤣]

Enjoy 🤲 the beauty of,

Late Night Talks with Che 🌃✨

(Content warning- this humor may be too much for some... and NO judging! This is an amateur comedy... or iS It!?... we might be into something...)

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Enjoy ✨📖

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"Typical Che Behavior."

"I'm Che... meow."

"Let's see if I can get her with a chainsaw." - Che

"This is my favorite queer." - Che 2024

"I just heard a knock on my door. I might be getting murdered." - Che

"Duolingo is gonna kill me." - Che

"You heard nothing!" - Che

"That's not what I m-eant! *laugh*" - Che

"I was 120!!! I was the sub goal!!!" - Che

"Clair is kinda like Duolingo... don't tell her I said that." - Che
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"I'm telling her." -Me
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"NooOoo!" - Che

"Please just call me Che! 😭" - Chad/PapaMeat/Gramps 💀

"No- TAKE MY HUGS!" - Che

"You traumatized me twin." - Che

"Ignore my brother trying to kill me." - Che

"I'm simping over- (insert 💅✨ character)" -Che
[Bro is a major simp]

"Hold on- I just choked on my own saliva." -Che

"I'm sorry... I keep yapping. 😔😢" -Che
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"CHE- STOP IT. The S word is banned." - Me
(Heartstopper reference)

"How long have we been in call? 7 hours... oh damn." -Che

"I'm the best Minecraft speed runner."
*falls to death* -Che

"Awkward sibling hug? PAT. PAT. 🫂" - Che

"I might fall asleep on call." - Che

"~Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist~ " -Che
(Ughhhh this 😭.....Only adding it for you Twin 🙄)

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

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"Have you had enough of my insanity yet?" - Che
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"No. My daily dose isn't at an illegal or deadly dose yet." - Me

"..." -Che
"Either finish the sentence or don't start it 💀" - Me

"Tire ban syndrome. Ugh- tired brain syndrome."
- Che

"I'll try to be more mindful of what I say- big yawn." - Che

"Mm, comfy." - Che

"7 and a half hours- talking to myself." - Che
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"That's why no one's broke in 🤣" - Me
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"Yeah, they probably think- that guy is insane 🤪"
- Che

"Ruff 🐶" - Che

"Meow 🐱" - Che

"I ALMOST DID A SPIT TAKE. DAMN IT, CHE."
- Me
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"I'm sorry- the opportunity was right in front of me and I had to take it." - Che

"My tattoo is itchy... should I slap it?" - Che
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"Chat?" -> "Yeah I should?"
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"The artist said I could- if it got itchy I can slap it——-> ...let's leave it at that." - Che

"You better not be staying up that late!" - Che

Me—> 👀💀🌃🌄

"I'd be sad. You'd break my heart... you just did- CaUsE you lied to me." - Che

"In a parallel world- you lied." - Che

"I'm just going to keep Wattpad/notes open 24/7"
- Me
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"You could just write it down in a notebook." - Che
"... fanfics don't get the right attention on paper 👀" - Me
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"Oh, true true." - Che

"Whenever he goes on vacation I feel like I'm in the Lord's bussom........... because he's gone. And it feels good." - Che

"It goes both ways." - Che
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"So do I 😏💅" - Me

"It's not the Great Gatsby- it's the Great Gays 💅✨" - Me

"You're keeping me here! This is a hostage situation!" - Che

"It's hard for me to leave. I need to leave. But I don't wanna leave." - Che

"I'm like you- but better instead." - Me

"I love cowboys." - Che 🤠😍
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"Me too 🤌👯" - Me

"Truly beautiful. We say the goofiest shit." - Che
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"Mainly you- cause of the yapping."
"But occasionally I say some amazing things ✨
Words of wisdom... or lack of oxygen?" - Me

"Someone just came to my house and took something. Take that outta context 😂" - Me
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"Actually, someone just came inside my house and put something there. Take that out of context." - Che

"Don't be sorry 🤣"
"You're my silly twin and I love it." - Che
🥹❤️🫂👯

"It's only catfishing if I get caught 😏" - Che

"Mood change." - Me

"I'm not a warrior- I'm a worrier." - Me

"I'd be wise to let him penny me." - Che
"....I don't even know what I meant by that."

-"What is your favorite color?"- (Mabel, Gravity Falls)
"Hot pink! 🩷" - Che
"Wendy... wait what was the question again?"
(Me and Dipper the same 🤌)

"Why can't I find my hand!?!?" - Me
🙌👏🫶🤌🫰🤟🤞👌🤘👋✋👆👇💪🫵🖖

"I don't even know what I meant by that lmao." - Che

"What if she is a creature too! And that creature was her mother but that human pretended to be her motHER-" - Che (on Late Night Talks with Che)

"I'm legit so red right now. That was embarrassing." - Che

"WHY ARE YOU SO RED!?"

"I love these boys." - Che
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"Aww... Gay." - Me
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"You know it." - Che

"So you were talked behind my back!? DUN DUN." - Me
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"Only good things twin 😇" - Che
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"You sure it was me then?" - Me
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"LMAO. Good point." - Che

"Our jokes are a work of art." - Me

"I've kissed a lot of guys." - Che

"You a shiny in the sand and imma crow." - Me
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"😂 I do not know what that means." - Che

"I didn't do anything to you!" - Che
*guy gets run over by car

"Can I lick pride flags!? Yo this game sucks- I can't lick pride flags!?" - Che

"Sometimes when I'm bored I throw myself into glass panes- just like this goat. So I feel this on a personal level." - Che

"Yeah. That made sense." - Che

"I'm chasing kids around the house." - CV (not Che)

"Grab some wood." -CV
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"Oh I always do." -Che

"Now I'm wet and afraid."
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"I didn't think about that statement. Before I said it." -Che

"Hug." -Che 😁☺️🫂👯

"Can I lick it!?" -Che

"The fact you're just alone in a corner." -Me
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"No."
"You can't see it but on the ground ##### was laying there." -Che
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"Ayo? 💀👀" -Me

"SHUT UP! YOUR MAKING IT BAD, NOT ME!" -Che
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"QUOTE BOOK. I need it for the book tho 🥺" -Me
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"Fineeeeee twin." -Che

"Mommy.... Wait no!" -Che

"Hold on- I'm talking to mommy." -Che

"I'm not flirting." -Che
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"You don't know how." -Me
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"Pffff. True." -Che

"Yapology" -Che
*Has a masters degree in Yapology*

"Let's get the magic book and make these characters real."
"We have witch friends after all 😈" -Me

"Apparently I'm not good with living things 💀" -Me

"Wow, my brain does work!" -Me

"Here in Twinship👯✨ we get into twin shit."
"Chaos chats." -Me

"Heads or tails?" -Me
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"I like head. So heads." -Che
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"💀"

"I was stuck. I was stuuuuck. Noooo. Damn it." -Che

"You set that up for me. I had to." -Che
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*sends Chris Hansen gif* -Me

*Che gets broken up with*
"This is my villian arc." -Che

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