Hello guys, gals, and LGBTQ+ pals! If you read the first chapter of this book, you already know what I'm doing. But if you didn't, first of all, I'll explain the thing here too. Second of all, please read the first chapter- Uh, anyways, I had to make summaries for Filipino stories for long tests/exams. The first chapter was Ibong Adarna (up to where Don Juan got betrayed). This chapter will be Natalo Rin Si Pilandok, which is a fable. You know, those talking animal stories.

BY THE WAY, THIS STORY IS NOT MINE. I ONLY SUMMARIZED IT. I WANT TO MAKE THAT CLEAR.

(Note: This summary kinda puts Pilandok in a bad spot. A bad spot that it deserves.)

Terms you kinda need to know:
Pilandok: A mouse-deer in the Philippines. In fables, it is usually shown as a cunning and sly creature, like how foxes are portrayed.
Baboy-ramo: A pig.
Buwaya: A crocodile.
Suso: A snail. (Also, uh, depending on the pronunciation, suso can also mean "breast." Yeah, it's weird.)

Natalo Rin Si Pilandok (Pabula)

One afternoon, Pilandok was drinking from ze lake.

Then Baboy-ramo comes and says, "I'm hungry, and I'm gonna eat you >:)"

Pilandok says, "You know, you're not gonna be satisfied if you eat me. You gotta eat a human :DD They're the greatest animal."

Baboy-ramo looks in wonder and says, "Where is the human? Where shall I eat them?"

Pilandok thought for a while, "I know where to find them." Pilandok gestured Baboy-ramo to follow him.

Baboy-ramo and Pilandok encountered a baby. "Do I eat them?" Baboy-ramo asked impatiently. "No, you impatient hog. I mean- No, they're not yet fully-developed." Pilandok fake-smiled.

Baboy-ramo and Pilandok then saw an old man. "Could I eat them?" Baboy-ramo asked. "No, you stupid pig, they're too old!" Pilandok shook his head.

Baboy-ramo and Pilandok finally encountered a grown adult (hunter). "I'm getting hungry, could I eat them?" Baboy-ramo asked, growling. "Yes, you could eat them now. Have fun >:)." Pilandok left Baboy-ramo with the hunter. Baboy-ramo lunged for the hunter, but sadly, the hunter got BR and killed them.

Pilandok, walking around like HE DIDN'T INDIRECTLY KILL AN ANIMAL, went to the lake to continue drinking his w a t e r . Then, a stupid buwaya (crocodile) bit his leg.

Pilandok "guilt-tripped" Buwaya into thinking they're blind. "Stupid buwaya, they can't tell the difference between a leg and a stick. You're going blind." Pilandok mocked.

"Oh, you're actually going blind now? Here's my foot." Pilandok said as they hit Buwaya with their foot. "Ow!" Buwaya said, rubbing their nose.

Pilandok smiled mischieviously and walked away.

Pilandok strutted, satisfied with their indirect murder and assault, until they found a suso (snail). Pilandok challenged Suso to a race since they know that the suso is so slow. Surprisingly, Suso accepted.

On the day of the race, Pilandok was ready to beat Suso. Surprisingly, the suso won the race. When Pilandok asked how Suso won, they replied, "I cheated like you do on a daily basis. B)." Pilandok gasped. "How dArE- Wait, that sounds reasonable. Okay, I accept my defeat." The animal kingdom cheered.

(Pilandok should've died, smh)

I think I made this too, uh, story-ish? It's not really a summary anymore since there's dialogue. Anyway, I'm still calling it a summary.