Just random idea.....
This is after The end, but in Opposite day AU it never happened just Pau and Pat came for Tord.

..........Hope you enjoy

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Tord's pov

I was in my office doing some paperwork. When I heard knocking on the door. "Come in" I shouted. It was Randy(? Idk random name) "Red leader, some random guy came here, handed me this paper and said thatonly you can read it, sir." He said. "Give it to me now." I commanded. "Yes red leader." He said and handed it to me. "You're dismissed." I said and he leaved.
I oppened the envelope and started reading the 'very important' paper.

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|                                                                        |
|         Dear Red Leader.                               |
|                                                                        |
|            If you are reading this you're     |
|        probably wondering what was that
|        that important. Yeah, its very          |
|        important.                                            |
|            So, you are gonna switch places |
|        with you from different alternative
|         universe.                                             |
|                                                                        |
|                   Hope you enjoy your stay.     |
|                                                                        |
|                                                                        |
|                                    -☭GlitchWasHere-  |
|                                                                        |
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As I finished reading I was a bit surprised and i may or may not yelled whe I was reading the paper: "THERE ARE DIFFERENT UNIVERSES!" and someone might or might not heard me. This dude looks very powerful, i need him to join my army. I thought.
After a little panic I called Pau and Pat to my office and told them what will happen. I told them: -to not let him mess up my things
-not let him go anywhere alone
-that they are now in charge
-to take care of the other version of me
and many more things.

Then after i just finished my paperwork i passed out.
When i woke up i was in my office, but something was different. ...Oh, yeah the whole alternative universes thingy. I thought.

Then the door oppened and interrupted me with thinking. It was Pat and Pau. "Do you not know how to knock!?" I asked angrily. They looked at each other and  started laughing. "Whats so funny huh!?" I said with angry tone, the stopped. "Better.....Now tell me what do I have today on list." I said.

"Uhm- Today you have meeting with the black army at 11:30, then at 14:00 training with soldiers, then at 16:30 mrrting with the U.S. president." Pau said. Since when was U.S. independent country?... Oh right different universe thingy, that means the red army doesn't have whole world..... Well lets try taking over the world.......again. I thought.

"Cancel  the training.....and change meeting with U.S president to 13:45..." I commanded. "...What?" Pat said.
"ARE YOU DEAF!! I SAID CANCEL THE TRAINING AND CHANGE MEETING WITH THE U.S. PRESIDENT TO 13:45!!!" I shouted at them.

"Right, we'll inform the president." Pat said.
"You're dismissed." I said And they went away. I went doing some paperwork cause this version of me seems to be lazy af and also a crybaby, literally every paper has dry mark from tears.

OD! Tord's pov

I woke up from my nap and i saw Pat and Pau in 'my' office. ".....Yeah?" I asked scaredly. I'm ready to get shouted at but nothing came.

"We were ordered to take care of you." Pau said. "...What?" I asked. "We were ordered to take care of you" he said again: "So how should we call you? Red leader or just Red or something else?" Pat asked. "Red is fine." I said.

"Ok Red, in case you didn't noticed you are in different universe and our Red leader is in yours." Pat said calmly. What! I switched with this Tord places? I mean its nice, this Pau and Pat doesn't seem like mine, but what about this Tord? He's probably getting beated up by my Pau and Pat, I feel bad for him. I thought.

Pat's pov

This Red leader was very different. He was more like our Red leader in the past. He was very nice. I sometimes miss the old Red leader, he was more nice and not so bossy, not that I hate him now.

"Well how about we got something to eat Red?" I asked. "That would be nice." He said. We went to cafeteria and I got my favourite spaghetti, Pau got a hamburger and Red got a sandwich.

Back in Opposite day Au

Tord's pov

"The president said no." Pat said. I got angry does he (the president) know who I am? I am the best leader (blah blah blah skip to when he stopped thisnking like this) "I DON'T CARE WHAT HE SAID, CALL HIM AND GIVE ME THE PHONE!!" After that he finally agreed. What time is it? I asked myself in my mind. I looked at clock. Shxt im late. I thought. I literally started sprinting to the conference room where already was the leader of balck army.

"You're late." He said. "I know" I said. "Well apologize then!" He started to get angry. This dude is much different in this universe. "Do you not know who I am?...I amd the leader of red army and I'm not gonna apologize to some shxthead like you" I calmed a bit, took a deep breath "....Now could we start? I have another meeting in 2 hours and 15 minutes."

The meeting was boring he was talking about how we should give him a bit of our territory. Well in about a hour i have another meeting. So i told my soldiers a plan on how to take over United states. So in the middle of meeting im gonna take out my gun and shoot him in the leg, so he can't run away, then my soldiers are gonna surround him and....(yk, whole ass plan).

Timeskip to when they took over the whole world cause they are fast as fxck.

Tords pov

I was in the office doing fxxking lots of paper work. This dude doesn't have any system so I needed to reoder it all and now I'm signing it. A bit later I gave myself a break, because my hand hurts from writing. After the break I started watching hentai, this dude will be so freaked out when he'll see his search history for today.

The search history if you were wondering:

-hentai

-what is gay hentai called?

-yaoi

-yaoi pics

-wattpad yaoi

-wattpad yaoi smutfic

-how to fuck everybody?

-how to delete google history?

-hentai yaoi comics

-how to make a harem?

-smut wattpad

And many other things.

After this I got and email (cause yes) that said I'm gonna go back in few minutes. When I got back I started telling Pat and Pau how awesome I was there and they replied with "Yeah, sure you are." I knew that already but still.

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