This is old and cringe, but still better than the previous ones

So basically this is when the egg was on smp and Velvet is like secret agent for eggpire, but nobody else except Ant really know about him (the other members of eggpire seen him only few times).

Also this is completely out of their canon character, so sorry.

This is kinda inspirated by friend: A_Punny_Funny_Bunny

Warning?:
Cussing
(Thats all i think)

Idk what to do with life.

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Velvet pov

I moved to something called Dream smp today, cause Ant told me to move here so we can hang out more. 'I hope i will find more friends here.' i thought.

I was walking on street, when suddenly I bumped into someone "Sorry" i said.

"Its ok, it was my fault" they said. I looked at them, it was a girl, she had curly hair, sunglasses 🕶️ and some kind of... uniform?. "Are you around here? Cause i never saw you before?" She asked

"No, i moved here today." I quickly replied.

"Well nice to meet you, Im Capitain Puffy, but you can call me Puffy." She smiled

"I am Velvet, Red for short. Nice to meet you too" i smiled back.

"Also i need to warn you, dont touch these red vines on the floor." She quickly said.

'I guess she know... Well..' I thought. I wanted to test what she will say. "But why? Its just stupid vines." I asked.

"Uhhm, i dont know how to say that... there is big egg that caused all of this, it is getting stronger. Just dont go neart that egg and dont touch the red things." She explained

I wanted to ask about more things about this: "What woud happen if i did?"

She sighed "Just dont, it can control you and it will just help it get stronger. And if you see someone that has red marks on their skin its most likely they are with the egg 🥚. So stay away from them."

"Thank you for explaining" i said. In reality i knew most of that, but i can go with that too.

"No problem, but i need to go now, hope to see you around" she replied, then she left

I continued walking on the road 🛣️. (Well duh 🙄) And then i was at the park. Ant told me that we can have picnic and i agreed. He had a good idea. When i looked more around the park i finally found Ant.

He didnt see me, so i wanted to surprise him. I came behind him ready to scare him.

But then Ant saw me and 💥 he hugged me and gave me slap on my face. "You should called me."

(Mf went to surprise him and got a slap on face)

"I wanted to surprise you" i said. "Yeah, you wanted to scare the shit out of me" Ant laughed and i just gave him the look: ಠ_ಠ

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And then they had fun. (Not the way you think you horny mfs)

Sorry that this is short

The end.

Tbh this was finally some good shit.

Byeeeeeee