(A/N): The main reason I wrote this is a headcanon for Michael I made up in a roleplay with my friends so this is literally shit thanks for coming to my Ted Talk <3

Michael threw himself down on his self-designated beanbag, next to Jeremy, who had already started up the game system. Jeremy glanced over at him, grinning. Michael smiled back, wiggling his eyebrows. "Sooooo... you and Christine are going to New York together, otherwise alone," he teased. "Let's hear your plans."

Jeremy snorted, playfully shoving Michael. "Dude, she got tickets to see a show on Broadway, it's not like a date date."

"But you two are dating," Michael pointed out sarcastically. "What show are you seeing anyways? That... Dear um... Chris Hansen versus predators one right?"

"Dear Evan Hansen," Jeremy corrected. "We've been over this before Michael."

"Same difference," Michael said, grabbing his controller, "so are you two gonna fuck?"

The taller boy choked on his breath. "Michael! You don't just ask that shit!"

Michael shifted in his beanbag, leaning backwards. "My dude, you should know by now I don't conform to societal rules or whatever. I ask and do whatever I want, whenever I want."

"You're such a dick!" Jeremy cried. "Even if you do what you want."

"You literally could not stop me from doing anything, honey," Michael chuckled. 

Jeremy shoved him, a smile plastered across his face. "Don't call me honey!"

Michael dramatically threw himself onto Jeremy's lap, gazing up at him and trying to not to laugh. "Then what would you prefer Jerbear? Darling? Baby? The looooove of my liiiiiiife? I wuv you Jeremiah~"

Jeremy snickered at his best friends teasing. "Call me Player Two, Micah, you dumbass."

"I'm offended," Michael pouted, "I am not a dumbass."

"Sure you're not," Jeremy teased.

"Not dumb enough to forget that you didn't answer my question. Are you two gonna fuck in New York after seeing Dear Chris Hansen?" Michael asked, sitting up.

Jeremy groaned. "Fuck you Michael."

"I'd be flattered, but you have a girlfriend, save the fucking for her."

(A/N) the sequel: they still act gay even if they're not dating change my mind