Alfred: *runs downstairs but trips on the first step and falls* OH BOY NOT AGAIN

Mattie: *chucks pancake at him* GET UP FAT ASS COW

Alfred: I AIN'T A COW, IMMA EAGLE

Mattie: SUUUUURE YOU ARE

Alfred: FUCK YOU IN THE ASSHOLE

Mattie: NOPE

Alfred: WHY NOT

Mattie: I WILL NOT GET INVOLVED IN YOUR HORNY ASS INTENTIONS

Alfred: IT'S NO FUN ALONE

Mattie: YOUR ALWAYS ALONE SO WHERE'S THE PROBLEM?

Alfred: *sulks in corner* YOUR RIGHT I AM ALWAYS ALONE....

Mattie: *pat pat* THERE THERE.... COW.

Alfred: SCREW YOU IN THE ASS

Mattie: NO, I ALREADY TOLD YOU

Alfred: ;~; BUT SENPAI-

Mattie: OH NO I AM NOT YOUR SENPAI YOU SPEND WAY TO MUCH TIME WITH KIKU

Alfred: AND YOU BET IT'S A FUN TIME WHEN I'M WITH HIM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) THE ROPES AND GAGS ARE SO FUN

Mattie: DEAR GOD WHAT THE FUUUUUU-