Right so yesterday my mum asked the cooks to go make and buy a bunch of chicken.

So they boiled some and fried some and my sister is a chicken fanatic so she was more than happy.

Said sister decided to have FOUR pieces of chicken which doesnt sound like alot but it was cause she also ate the bone of each one all in under 30 mins.

I had to stand there watch her and try to pull her away from the kitchen but she won every time.

In the end I just made terrible chicken based jokes while she ate until she said "Stella my thumbs are weak. Please I'm trying to eat."
To which I replied:
"Moyin that poor chicken has already lost all his family members to you. You want to eat his cousins too?"

Needless to say she gave up and walked away from the kitchen.