It was finally St. Patrick's day, I wore green, I collected clovers', even if I couldn't find any four leaved ones, and set up a trap for a leprechaun. Why, you may ask, well because recently I have been informed that they're real.

"(y/n), the fuck you do'n?" I turned around hearing the familiar glitchy, Irish voice. I smiled at Anti, I still didn't understand why he insists on sticking around, ever since he decided NOT to kill me I see him almost every day.

"What does it look like? I'm setting up a trap for a leprechaun." He raised his eyebrow at me, he knew I was a strong believer in tiny people rights even if they weren't real, so I can understand his confusion.

"You realize that you might ACTUALLY catch one, right?" It was my turn to raise an eyebrow at him.

"Yeah, I know." He still seemed confused, "I'm not keeping it if I do catch one, I just wanna know if you were telling the truth, about them being real." He made an 'oh' shape with his mouth causing me to giggle a little bit.

"Well ya aren't gonna catch anything with THAT!" He told me pointing at my contraption, "Here let me help you."

"Be my guest." I moved over a little as he sat next to me.

~ TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY WARFSTATCH SHOOTING SEPTIPLIER~

Once we finished we both went inside to wait, I had cookies shaped like clovers' already made so we ate some. By 'we ate some', I mean Anti shoved all of them into his mouth wile I somehow saved two from his carnivorous ways and ate them myself.

"I'll be back, I need to torcher the souls of the innocent." Anti said.

"Alright you angsty cinnamon roll, you go do that." He glared at me as I laughed. I watched him disappear into a green cloud of glitches. Then I realized something. "Fuck off Anti!!" I yelled hearing his glitchy laugh echoing in my head. He left the mess he made for me to clean. God damn it.

It didn't take long to clean up HIS mess, after that I just turned on some of Pandora's Emo Radio station and read Wattpad. Alot of people seemed to have made short little stories of Jack being a leprechaun, and the same short joke kept penetrating my thoughts as I read them. But he's already a leprechaun.

"BOO!"

"AH!" I squealed as Anti came out of my phone laughing at me. I glared back at him.

"That's NOT funny!" I yelled.

"Like you would know! You should've seen your face!" He continued laughing for a while, as I tried to hold back a giggle. What, joy is contagious. Once we'd calmed down Anti finally spoke, "So. Any leprechauns?" He asked.

"I dunno. I haven't checked the trap yet." I shrugged as he face palmed.

"Why not? If you had caught one it could've gotten away!" I rolled my eyes at his overdramaticness.

"Alright, I'll go check it now then." I stood up walking to the door.

"I'm coming with you!" He yelled following close behind. I opened the front door and walked over to where we had left the trap. The door. It was closed.

I looked behind me at Anti and put a finger to my lips, signaling him to be quite, he nodded in response. I slowly got closer, trying my hardest to not cause vibrations in the ground. I slowly opened it revealing........Jack. A tiny Jacksepticeye. I face palmed for the millionth time today. I backed up and turned around to Anti.

"Anti. What did you do?" I asked.

"Noooothiiiinng....." He said innocently, I rolled my eyes once more.

"I'm not falling for it Anti. What did you do?"

"Uhg, fine, I got you a septicauhn." He smiled, I glared at him.

"Why did you shrink someone? And how!?" He giggled at my reaction and reached around me picking up a surprised Jack. I cringed slightly, feeling sorry for him.

"A-anti!?" Jack yelled causing me to flinch, wanting to take him out of Anti's hands and help him, but knowing Anti if I did bigger problems would arise. "Anti what did you do to me!?" I looked at him expectantly, waiting for him to answer Jack's question.

"In honor of St. Patrick's Day, I found a Jacksepticauhn." He said proudly, I rolled my eyes.

"Anti you can't just shrink people!" I scolded.

"Yeah!" Agreed Jack, "How did you even do this!?" Jack had a point with this, how did he do this.

"Weeell.....I may have used a spell that Dark had..." After Anti said this both Jack and I looked at him with wide eyes. We both knew how much Anti and Dark fight, if Dark found out this would not end well.

"Do you know how to turn him back?" I asked, Jack looked at me as if he had just noticed I was there, somehow, by some miracle, I didn't squeal at how adorable tiny people are.

"Uuuhhhh....no." Anti replied. I face palmed, how many more times is he going to cause me to face palm.

"Well, what was the spell you used?" Jack asked.

"I think it was something like (insert zalgo text for "super scary spell)" I listened to him repeat it when I realized something. To use spells you say them.

"Wait, Anti don't say it out lou-" but I was too late, out of nowhere everything became black cutting me off. I realized that my eyes were closed, but there's no way I'm opening them. I know that if I open my eyes I could be looking straight into a nightmare. If I open my eyes I could discover that Anti said the spell wrong, or right. If I open my eyes I won't believe what I see.

Suddenly I felt myself being lifted off the ground upside down, two weights pressing against my ankle, lifting me up. Nope, nope, no, I am not opening my eyes. I don't want to know what Anti did this time, even if it was an accident.

"(yyyy////nnnnn)...." I heard him say quietly, drawing my name out almost in a playful tone.

"Anti what did you do ta her!?" From hearing Jack say this I knew what he did was something bad, I really don't want know.

"Calm down shorty, she'll be fine." I felt myself rise and fall in the air swiftly, knowing now that Anti had shrugged. "(y/n), I know you're not passed out, open your eyes."

"No, I don't wanna know what dumb thing you did this time." After saying this I felt myself move through the air forward, once it stopped I could feel a warm breeze on me.

"Anti, what're you doing..?" Hearing Jack, my curiosity peeked, and I opened one eye. It wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be, but it still freaked me out. Everything was huge, I discovered why I was upside down as well, Anti was holding me by my ankle, looking at me with his giant eye. Opening my other eye I could see Jack in the palm of his hand. I looked back into the huge orb before me, I then realized that the warm breeze was actually Anti's breathing, making me have an idea of how small I was since he wasn't doing it with much effort.

"C-can, you put me down?" I asked not liking the idea of being so high while so small. I noticed some movement in the corner of my eye and to look down to see that Anti had started smirking at me. Just exactly how small was I?

"Anti!" Jack yelled as my thoughts were cut off by him dropping me haphazardly onto his palm with Jack, I let out a small 'oof' at this action.

"Don't worry shorties the spell should where off in twenty-four hours." He rolled his eyes at us. "But, (y/n) I may keep ya like that, you're just so adorable!" My eyes widened at what he said.

"You can't keep me like this! I-I, what am I going to do? How will I be able to live?" I weaved my hair through my fingers stressing. I felt my breathing start to speed up, but then there was something on my shoulder, looking over I saw that Jack had put his hand there and was giving me a reassuring smile, I smiled back at him, thanking him.

I heard a growl from above and we both looked up at Anti seeing a hand coming towards us, it picked up Jack by his waste and there was nothing I could do.

"Hey there love bird, ya know I can easily eat you with no regrets." Anti snarled.

"H-hey, c-calm down, how 'bout we g-go inside, it's getting d-dark out." I said in hopes of de-escalating the situation. He glared at Jack once before dropping him into his breast pocket on his v-neck t-shirt. I breathed a slight sigh of relief, doing my best to stay calm as he stood up with me still clutched in his hand.

I could feel each step he took as he walked to the door. Once inside Anti flopped down on my couch, holding me to his chest, I let out a small squeak, he laughed at this. Then we just stayed like this for a while, just lying around doing nothing.

"Hey, (y/n)." Anti broke the silence.

"Hm?"

"I think I finally understand why you read about this stuff," I looked up at him waiting for him to continue, "It's because it's adorable." I nodded slightly yawning and laying my head on him. "aww..."

Wait....

DID ANTI CALL ME ADORABLE!?!?!?

A.N: This is really late, I apologize for waiting a whole freaking month after St. Patrick's day to post this! I need to try more, I know. PEACE OUT!!!