Just some bullshit jokes I make before the speaking test tomorrow.

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Valt: Shu and I are having a baby!

Pri: That's grea-

Valt slams adoption papers on the table.

Valt: It's you. Sign here.

Pax from far away feel offended. Bell and Aiga barely function at the moment.

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Ranzo: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Bell: The cow??

Hannah: Bell, W H Y?

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Lane: WHY. why did you give your brother a KNIFE?!

Hikaru: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe.

Lane: Now I feel unsafe!

Hikaru: I’m sorry.

Hikaru: ... would you like a knife?

Lane just wanna bang his head on the wall right now. But he accepts the offer.

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Free: You often use humour to deflect trauma

Shu: Thank you

Free: I didn't say that was a good thing

Shu: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

Free hug the albino makes the Spriggan blader blink in confusion.

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Hikaru: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Hyuga, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Lane: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Shu: Not if they consent to it.

Fubuki: Depends on who you’re stabbing.

Valt: WHAT?!

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Valt: Hey guys! Anyone d-

Shu: Depressed?

Wakiya: Drained?

Christina: Disliked?

Valt: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people... I'm calling the therapist.

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Mrs Aoi: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Toko: Have everyone stand.

Nika: Bring three more chairs!

Valt: The most important ones can sit down.

Shu: Kill three?

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Drum: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

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Lui: Go to Hell

Shu, tearing up: I wish I could.

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Drum: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Delta: Alright, what's 30x17?

Drum: 47

Delta: That's not even close.

Drum: But it was fast.

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Imma going to borrow some characters from Lone_Writer611 from her random book-

Helios: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Achilles: Only if you also don't ask why
*Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Helios:

Achilles:

Helios: This one is fine..

Selene and Eos just stare at them dumbfounded while Hyperion look already done with those two.

THIS ONE IS GoLd-

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Hyuga: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Lane: I do have a sense of humour you know

Hyuga: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Lane: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Valt: Just be yourself.

Aiga: 'Be myself'? Valt, I have one day to win Fubuki over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Hikaru: Couple days.

Hyuga: Six months.

Bell: The jury's still out.

Aiga: See, Valt?

Aiga: 'Be myself'.What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Shu, negotiating with Fubuki

Fubuki: We have Lane. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed

Lane: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?

Shu:

Lane: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-

Shu: Lane STOP

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Shu: Fubuki, I am questioning your sanity... You made me worried.

Lane: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

Fubuki:

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Most of the are dumb jokes I heard from my senior at school this morning-