( Since one of these referees to it I'm gonna go ahead and say that the shade he is referring to is a part of Syn who belongs to humbleauthor )

"Your king? I abhor your king if these are the orders he gives to his subjects. Well, just let your king know this: his kingdom is but a pebble in the ocean of time. Oh, its ripples may yet cause a tidal wave for its enemies, but be careful. Even pebbles sink."

"Careful that you don't think lesser of me Light Elf, fate is but thin ice where revenge is concerned."

".......so...you're askin' how does one come to terms with the fact that they have a shade as their shadow who knows their thoughts and all that junk and can literally appear as a head from your body at any given moment?.... well the answer is simple: you don't....."

"....that has to be the single most stupidest thing I've ever heard.... wait-.... second. First has to be the time I heard "hey! Let's jump in it's cave!"..... idiot...."

"If you were half as smart as you are an imbecile then we might be able to work together...... oh? Don't believe me?... you're standing in quicksand....."

"Go swimming! He said.. it'll be fun! He said.... DOES GETTIN' HUNTED BY A SIX LEGGED CROCODILE SEEM LIKE FUN TO YOU?!!!"

"Yeah, I tried cookin' once..... a guy choked. Didn't think it could be that bad, so I tried it m'self. I choked...."

"Do you ever shut up?.... 'cause seriously, I'd rather listen to a dying cat...."

"War is just a figment of imagination, a concept created because one being hated another and was hated in return. Because they couldn't just fight it out themselves apparently they enlisted numerous others to fight either with or for them. And because of this the consequences from the outcome of war were created. No, I neither support nor despise war. And you can keep your opinion about that to yourself! It's just another fact of life, always has been and most likely always will be. Make of it what you will."