Legend

You know, knives aren't all they're cut out to be!

Will

What do you call a nightguard? Fresh meat.

Order

What do you call an old snowman? Lucky.

Anarchy

Heh...axe me another question, I dare you...

Control

What do you call my mental state? Nonexistent...

Disorder

What, just because I'm a Sans you expect a joke? Yeah, well screw you. I've got a skele-ton of better things to do than humoring you!

Benny

I've got nothing.

Disagreement

What do you call a sad banana? A sadanana!

Rogue

My life.

Adam

Paint me a picture of my parents, because I can't.

Telum

I'm a pretty shady guy.

Hellfire

Aww, did I shoot you? Guess you can say I'm a bit hot-headed!

Liam

You look like you've seen a ghost, buddy.

Steven

...

Little Alice

...I can't think of anything. Sorry.

Lime

What? A joke? Just look at me! Do I look like I know any good jokes?

The Twins

Killcode: You know what I like?
Diagnostic: What?
Killcode: Anything not involving Mirror!
Diagnostic: That's not a joke-

Anubis

I'm tired...of you. *Pumps shotgun*