Clothing Tag, Warhammer, Inkwell, and Drill: But I just can't date a dude!

Shrubby, Christmas Card, and Toffee: But I just date a dude!

QR Codey, Cutting Board, Highlighter, and Oatmeal: But I can't date just a dude!

Cilantro and Choker: But I just date!

Easel and Baoding Balls: But I just can't date!

Mortar: But I just can't.