Hi so I finally decided to talk about my fankids

Some of them are less developed than others, so I wrote less about them

Here you go

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Name: Poison Oak

Species: Poison oak leaf

Parents: Firey and Leafy

Age: 7 

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/Him

Romantic interest: None

Other info: A bit overly cautious. Takes his job of being a big brother to Poison Ivy very seriously, and tries to protect her whenever necessary (which isn't actually too often.) Asks a lot of questions.

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Name: Poison Ivy

Species: Poison ivy leaf

Parents: Firey and Leafy

Age: 3

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Romantic interest: She's 3

Other info: Standard toddler. Very vocal about what she doesn't like. Kind of has anger issues (beyond typical toddler temper) and often has to be calmed down. She is working on her behavioral issues with a child psychologist.

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Name: Plastic Token

Species: One of those plastic play coins made for children

Parents: Coiny and Pin

Age: 8

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/Him

Romantic interest: None

Other info: I don't actually have a personality for him yet so we're just gonna move on-

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Name: Ant Lollipop

Species: Ant sucker

Parents: Lollipop and Barf Bag (I honestly don't care about this ship too much anymore but I like Ant too much to get rid of it)

Age: 16

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/It

Romantic interest: Eighty

Other info: The oldest child of L̶o̶l̶l̶i̶p̶o̶p̶'̶s̶ ̶H̶a̶r̶e̶m̶  the polycule. Has a hard time focusing and taking things seriously. Has a close relationship with his younger brother, Bubblegum.

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Name: Bubblegum

Species: Package of grape bubblegum

Parents: Bubble and Lollipop

Age: 15

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/Him

Romantic interest: Earring

Other info: Mostly inherits his personality from Lollipop. He's a fairly serious person, in contrast to Ant. Likes authority and being in charge. Has a hard time letting himself show weakness. He and Ant pretty much share the oldest sibling responsibilities. 

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Name: Rock Candy

Species: Stick of rock candy

Parents: Saw and Lollipop

Age: 13

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Non-binary

Pronouns: They/Them

Romantic interest: None

Other info: Not much personality yet. I'll have to work on them more. Very close with Nachos, whom they consider to be their honorary twin due to them being born on the same day.

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Name: Nachos

Species: Plate of nachos

Parents: Saw and Taco

Age: 13

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Non-binary

Pronouns: He/They

Romantic interest: None

Other info: He's pretty much in the same boat as Rock Candy lmao

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Name: Bubble Blower

Species: Bubble fan

Parents: Fanny and Bubble

Age: 8

Limbs: Legs, no arms

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Romantic Interest: None

Other info: A tomboy, pretty rough and tumble. Often bites off more than she can chew. About as energetic as your typical 8-year-old is.

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Name: Shish Kebab

Species: Beef shish kebab

Parents: Taco and Lollipop

Age: 8 months

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Romantic Interest: Literally a baby

Other info: Personality hasn't really developed yet, being not even a year old. Can't talk yet.

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Name: Icicle

Species: ...Icicle

Parents: Needle and Teardrop

Age: 12

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Female

Pronouns: They/She

Romantic interest: None

Other info: Not completely non-verbal like Teardrop, but doesn't talk much, and also isn't very expressive. This leads people to believe they're stoic and cold, but in reality, they just don't like talking, and their emotions don't often translate to physical reaction the way most others' do. She has little tolerance for people's BS, but she isn't no-nonsense to the degree Bubblegum is.

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Name: Eraser Stick

Species: Those sticks with the erasers that you can push up and down

Parents: Pen and Eraser

Age: 15-16 (Haven't quite decided)

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Romantic Interest: Sugar Cube

Other info: Pretty much the female embodiment of your typical skater boy. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but she's a good homie. Doesn't really look before she leaps, and has a tendency to make assumptions.

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Name: Earring

Species: Pink rose earring with glitter

Parents: Flower and Ruby

Age: 15

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Romantic Interest: Bubblegum

Other info: Usually kind, positive, and easygoing, but has a tendency to get snappy when she or her family are insulted, or if things don't go her way. She isn't really proud of it. She's also fairly political. Her main hobby is figure skating. 

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Name: Pudding

Species: Custard pudding

Parents: Gelatin and Donut

Age: 15-16 (same age as Eraser Stick)

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Demiboy

Pronouns: He/They

Romantic interest: None

Other info: Very socially anxious, and worries a lot about people liking them. This results in him changing his personality around others a lot. The only people they're really themself around are Eraser Stick and their parents. (Yes he was inspired by Appetite of a People-Pleaser how did you guess)

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Name: Ice Tray

Species: Plastic ice cube tray

Parents: Ice Cube and Bracelety

Age: 16

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Romantic interest: None

Other info: Very enthusiastic and positive. Huge fan of Sugar Cube, although it's platonic, unlike Bracelety's romantic obsession with Ice Cube. Has to use crutches to walk.

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Name: Redwood Log (Goes by Red or Loggy)

Species: Log from redwood tree

Parents: Blocky and Woody

Age: 5

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Romantic interest: She's 5

Other info: A pretty rambunctious and mischievous child. The two main things she likes are doing pranks like her father, and drawing.

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Name: Sugar Cube

Species: Square of granulated sugar

Parents: Loser and Cake

Age: 16

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Romantic interest: Eraser Stick

Other info: Pretty much the most popular student at the high school she goes to, due to both being Loser's daughter and also being sort of a prodigy. It's both positive, since she has a lot of friends, and negative, since her reputation places a lot of pressure on her. Inherited the kind and gentle nature of both of her parents, but can also be cunning and has the capacity to be malicious.

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Name: Eighty

Species: Algebralien

Value: 8

Parents: Four, X, and Two

Age: Young enough to date Ant (I still need to figure out how I want Algebralien ages to work)

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Genderless

Pronouns: She/It/He/They

Romantic Interest: Ant Lollipop

Other info: Since X functions as both a variable and a multiplication symbol, Eighty's parents were able to have her by forming an equation. (4 x 2 = 8) Due to not being born the conventional way for Algebraliens (two parents forming an equation with a non-living multiplication symbol) their appearance is slightly different, being green with blue and yellow splotches scattered on their body. This has always caused it to be slightly isolated from other Algebralien children.

Four and X named him "Eighty" because they wanted his name to connect him to both the object world and the number world. (Their line of thought followed the convention of object names sometimes ending in y.) Two realized that this falsely implied he had a different value, but they didn't have the heart to protest.

Their personality is mostly a blend of Four and Two. She's kind of aggressive, and will not hesitate (bitch.) Its anger partially comes from being ignored and ostracized as a child. On the contrary, it does have a softer side. They're also good at manipulation, and they're a natural leader. Once he's older, he wants to host his own show, like his parents.

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Name: Quinque

Species: Algebralien

Value: 5

Parents: Six and Nine

Age: Teenager

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Genderless

Pronouns: He/They

Romantic Interest: None

Other info: Acts rather egotistical and attention-seeking, but they're actually pretty insecure. He's kind of an asshole sometimes, but he's not that bad deep down. His twin sibling is Quattuor, whom he's pretty much always nice to.

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Name: Quattuor

Species: Algebralien

Value: 4

Parents: Six and Nine

Age: Teenager

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Genderless

Pronouns: She/They

Romantic Interest: None

Other info: More shy and reserved compared to their twin. She's rather timid, and has a hard time standing up for herself. The only person they're really comfortable standing up to is Quinque, when they get tired of their BS. In spite of this, she does love him a lot.

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Name: Lavender

Species: Algebralien

Value: Three

Parents: One and Three

Age: Teenager

Limbs: All limbs

Gender: Genderless

Pronouns: They/Them

Romantic Interest: None

Other info: Basically, my headcanon for One and Three is that they're dating, they hate Four and X, (plus Two by proxy, since they're in a polycule) and they're both evil, but more like Doofenshmirtz evil. Lavender is also dedicated to evil, but the difference is that they're actually competent. Their parents plan on taking over the Equation Playground, and Lavender is happy with this plan, since it means they'll be in control once One and Three eventually have to step down. Unfortunately for them, their parents definitely aren't going to be able to make that happen themselves anytime soon, so they've decided that they're just going to get it done themself. They were also raised to hate Four and X, and they also hate Eighty, since she's their child.

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Non-sibling relationships: 

Ant Lolli and Eighty: Ant Lolli started liking Eighty after it kicked Lavender's ass one time. He thinks they're super cool, and really likes both their rough side and their softer side. Eighty likes Ant because he feels like it's the realest person he's ever met. They're dating, and they blend really well together. Eighty does inflict some of her violence on Ant sometimes, but joke's on her, he's into that shit. (Like not in a sexual way, they're minors, but you know what I mean-)

Bubblegum and Earring: They've been best friends since they were little. They get along well despite their differences and balance each other out, with Earring valuing responsibility more, and Bubblegum learning to take it easy. They would pretty much do anything for each other, and they've both developed feelings for each other, but neither of them have the nerves to confess yet. Ant likes to tease Bubblegum and keeps pushing him to tell Earring about his feelings.

Ant, Bubblegum, Rock Candy, Nachos, Bubble Blower, Shish Kebab, Icicle, and Pudding: Due to being the children of the Newbie Alliance (Nachos and Bubble Blower count because they also consider Lollipop one of their moms), the siblings consider Icicle and Pudding their honorary cousins, and they all hang out a lot.

Eraser Stick and Pudding: Best friends since middle school. Pudding acts more like himself around Eraser Stick because they're close and he trusts her a lot. They've both helped each other throughout their lives; Eraser Stick helped Pudding with their people-pleasing and coming out as trans to their parents, and Pudding's stood up for people acting stuck-up to Eraser Stick, and also supported her in her pursuit of Sugar Cube.

Eraser Stick and Sugar Cube: Their relationship is kind of like Sk8tr Boi, but wlw and with a different ending. Eraser Stick is brushed off by a lot of the popular girls, since she's mostly friends with boys and they consider her an undignified weirdo. She wouldn't care too much about this, but she's crushing hard on Sugar Cube, whom she has a friendly relationship with. Sugar Cube is actually nice to her, and she also likes her, but her friends are disdainful of it and think she's just giving ES pity. This causes some problems, (I actually have a story in my head for these two, I'll consider writing it someday) but in the end it all works out and they end up together. (I know it's a super cliché story, but I think it's cute, please just let me have this)

Sugar Cube and Ice Tray: Ice Tray is Sugar Cube's platonic admirer. Sugar Cube doesn't really mind, and they're casual friends.

Eighty, Quinque, and Quattuor: They're all friends. Eighty is pretty much the leader of the group, but Quinque has attempted to challenge this. It has not gone well. Despite butting heads, Eighty and Quinque care about each other as friends. They'll also both stand up for Quattuor when they can't do it themself.

Eighty and Lavender: Due to its parentage, Lavender has declared Eighty their personal nemesis. Eighty is oblivious to Lavender's domination plans, and pretty much just hates Lavender because they make fun of its appearance and it being the child of a variable. He just thinks they're an asshole. Like I said earlier, they got into a fight once, and due to Eighty both having some of Four's powers and some of the Power of Two, they completely wiped the floor with Lavender. Lavender has decided that when they take over the Equation Playground, they're going to have Eighty tortured and killed.

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HOLY SCHMOLY THAT TOOK ME AGES TO WRITE

Now I can finally stop doing that thank God

...I still have II fankids though