David: hey there folks... ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the first official Notebook!

Cypher: you sound lame man...

David: [BLEEP] you.. furry demon boy...

Cypher: excuse me! 😡

David: anyways... yes in this notebook... mostly what will be here... are all fictional... and not based on the Author himself or his real life problems..

(Author: HEY! I HEARD THAT! SHUT IT DAVID!)

David; eh whatever author... but anyways yes... all here... just fictional events... and anything random me and Cypher will write... so anyways enjoy!!!

Cypher: YOU STUPID [BLEEEP]

David: eh? Wha- AHHHH!!!

*David gets tackled and brutally beaten up by an angry Cypher... while the Author... just looks awkwardly*

Author: uhhh I'll just leave you two... and on my WAY!!!

*The Author runs away*

[END OF TRANSMISSION HERE]