(Country: Philippines)

(You guys might not able to understand this language)

(Filipino Cypher AU)

(Another AU)

(This doesn't have to do with the original timeline)

*A short filipino demon woke up... from a rooster that was outside his house... he rubbed his head as he yawns and looks*

Cypher: oy! Coco! Ang aga mo dyan pardner!

*the demon rubbed his eyes... as he smiles and Pat's the rooster's head..*

*Cypher was a young jobless teen... who couldn't pay his damn rent*

*As of now... he rubbed his head as he gets up from his bed... it wasn't comfortable for him...*

???: oy bunso gising ka na ba?

Cypher: oh gising na ako! Alice!

*Cypher looks at his  adoptive older sister... Alice is a pink colored cat... with blue eyes and messy purple strand of hair*

Alice; may job interview ka diba?

Cypher; eh? Hindi...

Alice: ba naman kapatid... ikaw lang dito.. wala trabaho...

Cypher; wala gusto mag hire sa akin... ate...

Alice: eh... sa ugali and gamit mo ng kapangyarihan mo...

Cypher; hindi naman masama yun teh..

*The filipino demon looks upon his feline adoptive sister..*

*she wasn't wrong about him... he definitely abused his powers*

Flashback

*Cypher in one memory accidentally burns... a tray of good donuts... he was a baker here..*

*in another memory... he kicked down a generator on a swimming.. he was a technician here... he killed the swimmers..  and he run away..*

*more memories of him... he keeps causing chaos or his doing his job badly.. either unknowingly hurting customers and such..*

Back in the present...

Cypher: whoops... sorry sis...

Alice; English naman?

Cypher; sis.. can we speak in English now... teh readers cant understand our language..

Alice: readers? What are you talking about...

(Author; yeah what he said Alice... you've been speaking in your native language the entire time)

Cypher; nevermind that... I already have a job...

Alice: oh what is it bro?

Cypher: well I'm a cook for the nearby Jollibee...

Alice: eh? That? Your a cashier?

Cypher: don't ask sis.. also can you leave the room? I need to change clothes...

Alice: oh sorry bro...

*Alice left her younger brother... as Cypher just snapped his fingers.... as he has now different clothes*

Cypher; of to the restaurant we go..

*He teleported to the entrance and gets in*

Cypher: Jollibee bida ang sarap!

*Cypher sings the Restaurant theme song*

*He gets in*

Cypher: what's up madlang people!!!

*Cypher has his hand raised above as everyone just stares at him... he blushes and gives a finger gun*

Cypher; sorry guys...

*He didn't notice something or the animatronics is looking at him... at the restaurant espoaclly Jollibee*

Cypher; it's time to start the day..

*Cypher kicks a boombox and a sing plays*

Cypher: yahoo!!!

Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah (OC DAWGS Ex B)

Kalimutan mo na yan sige sige maglibang
Wag kang magpakahibang
Dapat ay itawa lang
Ang problema sa babae dapat 'di iniinda
Hayaan mo sila ang maghabol sa'yo di' ba
Sabi ko naman sa'yo lahat yan nagloloko
Pagkatapos kang pakinabangan biglang lalayo
Kaya wag nang uulit pa
Kaya wag nang uulit pa

Eto na naman tayo
Kelan ka ba matututo
Pag-ibig ay sakit sa ulo
Kaya wag kang magpapaloko
Bakit ba ang bilis mo na maniwala diyan
Di ka pa ba nadala sa 'yong nakaraan
Ilang beses pa ba na kitang papayuhan
Ayaw ko lang naman na ikaw ay masaktan
Hindi kita sa dina-down down down tol pumili ka kase
Karamihan kasi now kung makuha madale
Madali nang magpakamot pag may nangate
Kaya ngayon palang mag-isip ka pre

Pre dahan-dahan lang sa iyong pagkahibang
Sa isang nilalang na dapat nila-lang mo lang
Dapat kalimutan mo mga problema na yan
Dahil kahit san tingnan ay yay yay babae lang yan
Alam ko na alam mong libre maging tanga
Pero ang masama dun balak mong araw-arawin pa
Ang mga ganyang babae 'di dapat iniinda
Tumigil ka sa dami ng tanga 'wag ka na maging isa
Kaya let me know kung sawa ka na maloko
Let me know kung 'di sa'yo uso laro
Let me know kung pwede ka na lumayo
Dahil sabi ko sa'yo lahat yan nagloloko

Kalimutan mo na yan sige sige maglibang
Wag kang magpakahibang
Dapat ay itawa lang
Ang problema sa babae dapat 'di iniinda
Hayaan mo sila ang maghabol sa'yo di' ba
Sabi ko naman sa'yo lahat yan nagloloko
Pagkatapos kang pakinabangan biglang lalayo
Kaya wag nang uulit pa
Kaya wag nang uulit pa

Gagamitin lang nila ang 'yong pagiging sikat
Sabi ko sa'yo diba 'di lahat ay tapat
Na mga bitches na tanging riches
Wag ilahat ng pagkatao mo at feelings from the beginning hindi sapat
Who you ka na pag gusto napasakamay
Unti-unti kang gagamitin parang songkeramai
Kaya tawanan mo na lang pare di yan kawalan
Dapat tayo yung lalaki na iniiyakan

Kaya hayaan mo sila na maghabol sa'yo para 'lam nila 'di tayo basta-basta pwede sayonara
Kaya sakin magtiwala madami pa diyang iba
Konti na lang tayong pogi sa mundong natitira

Diba sabi ko sa'yo wag nang uulet
Ang kulit mo ring kaibigan ka
Ilang beses na ang puso mo'y napunet
Nagagalit pag sinasabihan ka (oh yeah)
Maki-nig ka sa akin alam ko na rin galawan ng babaeng ikaw ay papaasahin
Kaya kung ako sa'yo ay wag na
Tanga yung taong nandiyan na para sa kaniya
Kaso binalewala dahil lang sa salita
Ang lakas-lakas manggamit ng hindi mo halata
Ganyan na talaga ang nagiging sitwasyon ngayon
Wala nakong masabe basta alam mo na yon kung ano yon

Kalimutan mo na yan sige sige maglibang
Wag kang magpakahibang
Dapat ay itawa lang
Ang problema sa babae dapat 'di iniinda
Hayaan mo sila ang maghabol sa'yo di' ba
Sabi ko naman sa'yo lahat yan nagloloko
Pagkatapos kang pakinabangan biglang lalayo
Kaya wag nang uulit pa
Kaya wag nang uulit pa

Wag kang mangangamba kung iiwanan ka na niya
Wag kang mag-alala kasi marami pang iba
Idaan mo lang sa tawa kesa magpakatanga
Hanggang sa masanay ka na kase ganyan talaga sila
Baka 'di mo alam na hindi na bilang sa daliri ang binibining sasaktan ka lang
Kaya easy ka lang wag kang magpakahibang
Wag mong gawing mundo yung alam mo na tao lang
Alam mo yan kaya wag mo nang lokohin ang sarili mo
Hayaan mo sila na maglaway kakatingin sa'yo
Hanggang sa sila namang lahat ang maghabol sa'yo
Pag nagawa mo yan ay tsaka nako bi-bilib sa'yo de de de

There's so many bitches in the club
There's so many sexy babies ba't hindi ka maghanap
Iinom nalang natin kasi yan
Bawal ang malungkot pare hindi pwede yan
Sakin makinig ka pare sa panahon ngayon
Wala nang matinong babae
Mani-wala ka saking mga sinasabe
Alam ko yan kasi diyaan ako nadale
So it's time to say goodbye bye bye say goodbye
Dun sa girlfriend mong tsepay stay up tonight
Walang nang chick ngayon na totoo
Lahat nagloloko
Ay nako kung ako sa'yo

Kalimutan mo na yan sige sige maglibang
Wag kang magpakahibang
Dapat ay itawa lang
Ang problema sa babae dapat 'di iniinda
Hayaan mo sila ang maghabol sa'yo di' ba
Sabi ko naman sa'yo lahat yan nagloloko
Pagkatapos kang pakinabangan biglang lalayo
Kaya wag nang uulit pa
Kaya wag nang uulit pa

Hayaan mo sila na hayaan mo sila na
Hayaan mo sila ang maghabol sa'yo
Hayaan mo sila na hayaan mo sila na
Hayaan mo sila ang maghabol sa'yo

Hahayaan mo sila hahayaan mo sila
Hahayaan mo sila na maghabol sa'yo
Hahayaan mo sila hahayaan mo sila
Hahayaan mo sila na maghabol sa'yo

*As the song ends... he feels his vision darkens... the electricity around him blacks out and on... and the employees suddenly dissapears*

Cypher; what the hell?

*As Cypher turns around*

*The Animatronics come to Life and Jumspacrared him*

*He was knocked out...*

*The animatronics then dragged him off... to a secluded room... he was doomed...*

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