Mike: will fucking ninga-kick you off the bed. Stay away from that evil bed hog.

Jeremy: cuddles you in sleep. He makes you his own personal teddy bear. Awww

Phone guy: can't sleep when sharing a bed. Will stare at you until you fall asleep Then will go sleep on the couch.

Fritz: fucking drools up a lake. When you wake up, don't be surprised if your soaked in a pizza-smelling slime.

Purple guy: FUCKING STRANGLES YOU IN HIS SLEEP WITHOUT KNOWING IT!!!