Mike: evil. No joke. Gave his mother nightmares. Lit the house on fire yesterday. He's not a little boy. He is Satan.

Jeremy: so shy his mom had to stay with him on the first day of school. Mommies boy. Awwww.

Phone guy: spent 3/4 of his childhood in a test tube. Spent the rest of his childhood explaining his head. Poor dude.

Fritz: awesome kid. Only problem is he can't go a few hours without something to eat.

Purple guy: literally was raised to be crazy. His dad is in a shock chair and his mom is in prison