So the other day my little brother cracked a joke about someone in his class being fat
And I told him that wasn't nice
And he said "So? He jokes about himself like that all the time."
And so I thought a bit and said "Aiden tells himself he's a runt all the time, but did you think it was ok when Master Bordellon called him a runt?"
An he stared at me for a few seconds, thinking, and then said "Touché. Sorry."
*sniff sniff* my book is affecting people :,)
Josh: Well, isn't that your dream? That your writing will change at least one person's life for the better?
Me: W-what are you doing here?
Josh: oh yeah, sorry for butting in. We're testing out a new format for Random Squirtles
Me: what
Zack: I am also confused
Heather: what a surprise
Josh: You've gotten kind of bored of just talking about your life like you have been, and you really enjoyed the Fourth of July chapter we made, so we're testing out having every chapter go like this.
Me: I didn't agree to this
Josh: actually, you kind of did. You love us too much
Me: story of my life. Alright, I guess as long as Master Bordellon doesn't pop up I'm fine with it.
Heather: but wait, you don't even have Gems up on wattpad anymore. Most people won't get half the jokes we make.
Josh: *puts on sunglasses* well they'll just have to deal with it. This is our book, not theirs
Me: Oh egg-rolls