My mom has been wanting to read Dynacaries and Lucy and Konrad since she found out they existed. And she's been bothering me a lot about it.

She wasn't even supposed to read Gems but she forced me to give it to her or she'd ground me for eternity ;-; and she can't even remember which character is Josh and which one is Zack. How.

Anyway yesterday she started saying that the stories of mine she hasn't read are like my babies I'm hiding from her and that she really wants to see her grandchildren and I told her they were ugly babies but she didn't listen.

She's also forcing me to go to a hair-cutting appointment today so I'm figuring if she wants two horrible things to happen I might as well make them happen on the same day so one day of my life is ruined instead of two.

AUGH I'm going to die of embarrassment ;-;