The image is mine but........

Story One
Once upon a time when I was around ten years old we had these neighbors (they don't live near us anymore) and they said they "lost their dog" so I offered to help print signs for them and help them put them up all over the neighborhood and search for him (his name was tank by the way)

THEIR DOG DIED
I knew what death was I just simply never heard someone say "lost" instead of "dead"💀

I think about that a lot and if you're still out there (you know who you are and cj you were cool) I deeply and sincerely apologize to your parents😭

Story Two (much shorter and will have an image to go with it)

So I had this thing that said "give it to Jesus"

(Look below the picture for more)

And I put a dead fly in it!

Because I wanted to make sure the fly made it to heaven and my mom didn't even find it until cleaning my dresser a week later and politely explained that I didn't need to do that and it will make it to heaven either way💀