Eddie: You remind me of the ocean

Nino, extremely tired: Because I'm deep and mysterious

Eddie: Nope. Full of salt and you scare people

(☆)

Chavonne: I want to tell you a joke but I can only remember the punchline

Nino: Go ahead

Chavonne: Tooth-hurty

Nino: When's the best time to go to the dentist?

Chavonne: You complete me

(☆)

[Rend and Jay sitting together in jail after getting up to shenanigans]

Rend: So who should we call?

Jay: I'd say call Xavier, but I feel safer in jail

(☆)

[After Jay's done flirting with Ledger]

Steven: I can't believe you would do something this stupid!

Jay: I think we all believe that I could do something this stupid

(☆)

Chavonne: I confess my feelings very subtly

Eddie: Literally yesterday, you bought 200 roses for Nino and confessed your undying love for her

Chavonne: That wasn't subtle?

Nino: That was you?

(☆)

Eddie: You need a hobby

Theo: I have a hobby

Eddie: Being gay and sad isn't a hobby

(☆)

The Rat Man about Jay and Rend: Have you no control over these heathens?

Steven, bags under his eyes and on his third cup of coffee: None whatsoever