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Chavonne: Did you know 1 in every 4 people is gay?

Chavonne: That means at least one of our friend group is gay

Chavonne: I hope it's Nino. She's cute

Literally Everyone Else: We're all gay you moron

Eddie, from the back: I'm not!

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Chavonne: [kisses Nino's cheek]

Nino: What the fùck was that?

Chavonne: Affection.

Nino: Disgusting.

Chavonne:

Nino: ... Do it again

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Chavonne: Now Nino, there's no need to panic-

Theo, in both a skirt and in the middle of a mental breakdown at the idea of his boyfriend being a Death Eater: DID SOMEONE SAY PANIC?!

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Nino: How do you politely tell someone that you want to hit them with a brick?

Chavonne, barely looking up from her book: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly

Nino: That was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard

Eddie: That was a cry for therapy from both of you

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Nino: I don't know how you put up with me sometimes

Chavonne: Slytherin loyalty, I guess. And maybe alcohol

Nino: Truer words have never been spoken

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Eddie: I dare you to-

Matilda: Chavonne isn't allowed to accept dares

Chavonne: Apparently, I have "no regard for my personal safety"

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Steven: I'm leaving for three days. Liam is in charge. I've left each of you notes with instructions

Jay: Mine just says 'Jay, no'

Steven: And you can apply that to every possible situation

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Nino: Do... do you always carry this many explosives in your purse?

Chavonne: Only on special occasions

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Chavonne: Don't worry! Everything is going to be fine!

Nino: How can you say that?

Chavonne: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have