((Okay this has a bunch of Prophecy memes but I had no where else to put them so *shrug*. ☆ means Lumos, ♡ means Prophecy))

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Rajani: It goes against my moral compass

Literally everyone: Your moral compass is a fùcking roulette wheel

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Rajani's brother, looking down at the chaos that is the city: ... Not my division

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Right after the moon turns blue...

Rajani: I think it's time I got my life in order

Narrator: But she would not get her life in order. In fact, she got drunk that night and fought a raccoon

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Chavonne: Punch me in the face

Nino: Punch you?

Chavonne: Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn't you hear me?

Nino: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking but it's usually subtext

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Rajani, on the phone: Hey, Mr Abara, can I borrow $4000?

Taalay: Um, okay. What do you need $4000 for?

Rajani: For an escape room

Taalay: What kind of escape room costs $4000?

Rajani: ... Jail

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Rajani: Well, well, well... if it isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid

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Taalay: They call me coffee cause I grind so fine

Sol: They call me coffee cause I keep you awake past 2am

Rajani: They call me coffee cause I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who I am

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Iseult: I've got a five year plan

Rajani: Cool, I've got the next two and a half hours planned, and then, there's darkness

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Chavonne: I never make the same mistake twice

Matilda: She makes it four or five times, just to be sure

Chavonne:

Chavonne: Well, she's not wrong

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Nino: Stop it, Chavonne! When you agree with me, it makes me question whether or not I actually agree with me!

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A random teacher: Whoever makes Nino fall asleep will win a hundred galleons

Chavonne, holding a frying pan: Where's her supply of Wide Eye?

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Matilda: Hitting the gym to relieve stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people who caused said stress to begin with

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Iseult: When was the last time you slept?

Rajani, holding her 13th cup of coffee: Yes

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Atlas: Small creatures are just more vicious. Their anger has less space to be bottled up in

Iseult: That's ridiculous! Give me one example of this

Hajime: Chihuahuas

Sol: Wasps

Spiridon and Nino: Rajani

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Ledger: You're just doing this to spite me!

Chavonne, in full Pride regalia: Yeah, and?

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Chavonne: Boys are hot

Chavonne: Girls are hot

Chavonne: Nonbinary people are hot

Chavonne: Why is everyone so hot?!

Nino: Global warming

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Rajani, badly hungover: What is that obnoxious glowing orb in the sky?!

Iseult: ... The sun?

Rajani: I'm gonna fight it

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Everyone: Who hurt you?

Nino, sarcastically: You want a list?

Everyone: *gets out wands*

Everyone: Yes

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Nino: In tough times I usually think, what would Chavonne do?

Nino: And then I do the exact opposite