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Booth: Why are you always in such a bad mood?

Nino: Oh I don't know [gestures vaguely at her tragic backstory]

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During a fight...

Liam: Okay. I'll take the ones on the right, you take the ones on the left

Jay: But there's twice as many on the left

Liam: I know. I can count

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Eddie, teaching Nino to drive: Okay, so you're driving, and Chavonne walks into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Nino: Oh, definitely Chavonne

Eddie, rubbing his temples: The brakes, Nino. You hit the brakes

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Nino: Your existence is confusing

Chavonne: How so?

Nino: Your presence is annoying but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me

(What do you mean this isn't how the talk at the library went?)

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Chavonne: *tries to create a sense of calm by lighting incense only to find out the sticks were actually sparklers*

Chavonne: This is painfully on-brand actually

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Chavonne: I want to change the world

Nino: For the better?

Chavonne:

Nino: Chavonne?

Nino: Answer me, *sshole

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Nino: Sleep makes me so mad tbfh. Do you know how much sh*t done if this flesh prison didn't require literal hours of laying there in a state of unconsciousness?

Nino: That being said, if you deprive me of my sleep, I will cry

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Nino: Self-care is drinking 4 wide-eye potions and having a therapy session with God on your dorm room floor at 4:27 am

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Spiridon: Jane told me "you have to pick my battles"

Spiridon: Well, I'm full of rage and I'm picking all of them

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Nino: If I blend Wide Eye potion, Five Hour Energy, Red Bull, Monster, Coffee and Hot Cheetos into an Energy Smoothie, would it kill me?

Booth: Only if you die

Nino, somehow getting out a blender: You're f*cking right!

Chavonne, running after Nino: Nino, sTOP!!!